Adam: Hello and welcome to another addition of Interveiws , Today our Victim's err, I mean Guest, will be those Loveable Villian's
Dan: And if all goes according to Plan ,Malachite will not be here,the Court has givein him a Restraining order against him from comeing anywhere near us."
Adam: Well, Moveing Swifftly along, lets Bring out our first guest, All you girls fell for his Alais ,His Car is the Hot Rod from Hell!, Nephlite , C'mon Down!"
*Nephlite walks in and sits on the couch*
Dan: Hello, and welcome Nephlite, I hope the guard's didnt give you any Trouble.
Nephlite: Nope, No Trouble's, but ummm why were they sitting in the cornor screaming, "My eyes , My eyes"?
Adam: They saw Sailor Moon, and MiniMoon , Naked."
*the three shiver at the thought*
Dan: Lets get this Interveiw going, I got that Date with Neptune Tonight! ><"
Adam: Dont Worry Wah-boy, it'll get done, yeesh, Okay Nephlite, First question. How would you Define your relationship with Molly?"
Nephlite: Well, what can I say?, We were a couple, straight up no Lie, We saved eachother from death once or twice.so we were a couple."
Dan: Rigght. Okay,Well, Nephlite, what are your feelings about Beryl?"
Nephlite: Well, other than her snap attitude, her she's fun to be with, and She's got a Big set if you get what I mean *Nudges them in the chest with his elbow*
Adam: Oukay, well, Nephlite, why dont you tell her that to her face?"
Nephlite: I'm sorry?, Im not following you
Dan: Simple, Beryl, C'mon Down!"
*Beryl walks down and sits next to Nephlite with a sour look on her face*
Adam: Well, Beryl ,you Heard Nephlite , what are your feelings about this?"
Beryl: Well, first of all, I'm glad to be here, secondly , I dont have a "snap" attitude, I have bad day's. and finally, I am very satisfyed with my Bust, and I'm glad Nephlite is too"
Dan: Okay, so Beryl, how Old are you?"
Adam: Stupid Question, Beryl I in no way, know this guy."
Beryl: Well, Dan.... That is none of your Buisness, a Ladys Age, is not to be Revealed under any Surcumstances!, next time you ask I'll Destroy you!"
Nephlite: Oh god, here we go, Nag aleart!"
Adam: Nephlite, Run. she's gonna Blow."
Nephlite: Well, Thanks for haveing me, Look at the time , I gotta Go!"
*Nephlite get's up and Runs out the door, jumps into his car and zoom's away*
Dan: Can I introduce the next guess , Huh, Huh ?,, Please?!", Wait, *Notice's Malachite*
Whats he doing here?
Adam: I dont know *looks down* I thought we had a restraineing order against him?
Dan: me too.
Malachite: God, I forgot how good you two looked since last time I saw you."
* Adam and Dan*THATS WHY WE GOT RESTRAINING ORDER'S!"
*Zoicite gives Malachite a look of Jealousy* Zoicite: What do you see in them?"
Malachite : You mean those pieces of meaningless paper? Who�d stop me? I like them
Zoicite.
Dan : Guards! Help!
*All the male guards shutter as Malachite glances at them*
Dan : Female guards! *claps*
*all the female guards step back*
Adam : I know we had an emergency crew of homosexual guards. *yells for them*
Homosexual Guards : *cringes* He�s too creepy!
Dan : *swallows hard* We�re doomed!
Malachite : Come here boys and we can have some fun!
*all the guards run out*
Adam : Is there no mercy?!?
Zoicite : *is jealous* Come on Malachite .... let�s go home.
Malachite : *notices the look on Zoicite�s face and rushes out with her* Ok!
Dan : *blinks* I never saw that coming
Adam : *shivers* Me either
Dan: Can I say it this time?
Adam: I guess.
Dan: Oukay, Moveing Swiftly Along.
Adam: Well, our next guess, Please give a big Round of sound to Rubeous!
*Rubeous walks in waveing*
Rubeous: Hello, hello, Rejoice for I am here!
Adam: Rubeous, I Just gotta shake your hand, I mean how do you do it? , getting four woman in bed? one for almost every day of the week?
*Adam Shakes Rubeous'es hand and they sit back down*
Dan: Rubeous What kinda advice do you have for me, I'm going on a date with Sailor Neptune, what should i wear?
Rubeous: Well Dan, For a girl like Neptune, I'd say go with a Dress.
Adam: Exnay, on the Lezay, Rubaiy
Rubeous: Oh, sorry, well, but to be Perfectly honest, I only had a good time with three of the sister's. I mean, Avery, Never gonna happen..
Adam: Why?, whats so bad about her?
*Rubeous whispers into his ear*
Adam: Oukay, RIp that number
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