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Dan: So Rubeous, how would you describe your relationship with Emerald? Rubeous: Well she is unfortunatly my sister, even though I dont beleive that!, I want blood test!. so in other words I hate her! Adam: Well, Rubeous,Im sorry, but me and Dan did run some blood test, and yea you are sib's.... * Dan holds up two small beakers with blood in them* Adam: so Rubeous, :tell me, does Birdie give good head?, Dan: Is sex all you two ever think about? * Adam and Rubeous say together* SHUT UP DAN! Adam: as I was askin? Rubeous: Well, yea, and she can go forever! Dan: Yeesh, I was just saying.. Oh, nevermind,..... Rubeous, is Emerald really that Me* Hes interupted by a loud annoying laugh ( Not Serena) and a whip cracking* Rubeous: Oh , dear god, No! Adam: Lady's and Gentlemen, Emerald and Avery.... * Emerald and Avery walk in and sit in a set of bean bags* Dan: My Ears!!!!, owww! *Adam and Rubeous take out their earplugg's* Adam: Sorry Dano, only brought two pair with me, So Emerald, wheres the other sisters?, I invite you, ,you bring all four sisters, that was the deal! Emerald: Their fighting over who gets to sit closest to you...., how bothersome, their such tramps, I mean Im the cutess and the sweetest Rubeous: Feh, sweet?, You left me to Die on a burning ship that aint Sweet!, siblings dont do that to each other! Emerald: Sorry, Diamond told me to do it.. Rubeous: Oh, and if he told you to Blow him would you do that too? Emerald: WITH PLEASURE! *Adam looks around* Adam: Well, since Todd aint around, I guess I'll say it. Once again Emerald say's something Disturbing Avery: Really Emerald, I dont know what you see in Diamond.. *the other three sisters walk in and Birdie sit's in Adam's Lap* Birdie: Hiya Cutey! Adam: Mmm, Mmm, Mmmmm, Hello there yourself you *Gets a small southern accent* Sweet Thang you! Dan: Oy!, he got Venus,Mars, Mercury, and Now Birdie?, When does my Humilation stop?, well Catsy, I understand you like fire? Catsy: yea, Kinda, Its well its my Teqnique. Avery: Damn Pyromainac, so Adam, what you think of me? Adam:: Umm, err, well See, Your cute yes, but to be honest, I wouldent wanna be in the same room with you alone. Avery: Wait.... Prisma: Oy, I'm the only sufisticated one here... Birdies a Nympho!, Avery's a Dominatrix., Catsy. well she wears way to much Perfume, and Emerald , Emerald, with that laugh , Oy! Catsy: I dont Wear to much Perfume!, I just like to smell good! Avery: Well I hacve no objection to what Prisma said about me. Emerald: Hey my Laugh aint annoying! Dan: I can see where this is, heading, Adam , shouldent we wrap this up? Adam: Naw man, but hey, keep this interveiw, goin, I really gotta see the Porsalin king if you know what I mean. * Adam sets Birdie off his lap and walks to the bathroom closeing the door behind him* Avery: I'll be back, I just got a point to prove... * Avery Disappeares and a few seconds later Adam screams in the bathroom* Dan: Oy... Adam didnt even want that one.... Adam: Ow!, Not there!!, OWWW STOP , NO WHIP!, HELLLLLLLLLLP! * Everyone in the room* Oy!, Damn Dominatrix!. *Adam Burst out the bath room bandaged up and jumps in his seat * Adam: Well, what do you know, Look at the time, its time for us to Wrap this up!.. Dont you think so Dano?, Rubeous? Dan: Naw, I'm actually startin to have fun, Rubeous: Ditto Adam::" Oh , C'mon!. After that hell!, I need to have a break!!! * a whip and Averys laugh is heard as Adam is Drug back into the bathroom, the door Closeing and locking* Rubeous:: Man, he's gonna be hurting in the morning..... Dan:: Oyea., He's really gonna wish he hadent made a comment about being alone with her... * Adam Burstes out of the Bathroom tied up by the whip and hops to his chair Avery close behind holding a leash and collar* Avery:: C'mon Back , Kid., I got a nice Necklace for you! Adam:: NOT A CHANCE!, DAN UNTIE ME!!!! Dan:: Not a chance., If i touch that thing I might be next... Rubeous:: Yea theres a good chance ... Adam:: W,Well we got two more guest.., Keioria Knight, and the scientist we all know and thank for his Evil efforts, Please Give a round of sound, for TOMOE! * Tomoe and Keioria Knight walk in as more and more Boo's fly out* 'Adam:: Dan!, Stop that! Dan:: Sorry, I'll shut up... * Everyone* GOOD IDEA! Adam:: Well, Tomoe, I must ask, Are You and her, You know? Tomoe:: Sexually Active? Adam:: No, Married? Tomoe:: Well, no...., but we do have a daughter,Hotaru.. Adam:: So yall had a child outta weddlock? Keioria Knight:: Well, yes...., but we love her very much... And we're working on that Marriage thing... Adam:: Good for you, now Keirorai Knight, how did you and him meet? Keioria Knight:: Well, we met on a cruise in the south pacific if i Remeber correctly, he was working as always and i was sunbatheing, he accidently tripped over me, his face landing right in my P,err, well you know... Adam and Dan:: Lucky man... Adam:: Now can we reconstruct this little quirk, just useing you and Dan? Dan:: WHat?! , well, eheh, Look at the time!, we really need to wrap this up! Adam:: Oy!, Your right!, Goodnight Beautiful people, *Looks at Avery* Ma'am, err Avery.., Birdie, ladys , Dan:: Did you just call her Ma'am? * as the lights go off Adam is drug yet again into the Bathroom where a whip cracking and Adams Screams are heard* Dan:: Err, Goodnight all! Birdie:: AVERY WAIT FOR ME!, CAN I HELP!? PLEASE!
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