| Dan : Hello and welcome to yet another one of our interviews. Today�s guests are really unusual. Adam : Yeah. This is one extremely weird interview. This time our guests are not aliens or humans or whatever ........ they are pokemon. Dan : Yep that�s right pokemon. The creatures that could say their name or fragment parts of their names to mean almost any word in the English Language. So with help from a machine I built ..... we are able to communicate clearly with them. Adam : What Poindexter is trying to say is ..... the pokemon can speak in our native tongue and if anything goes wrong it is his fault. Dan : Hey I never said that last part! Adam : Yeah you did Einstein. Now don�t argue with the brains of this operation. Dan : *rolls his eyes* If you say so Adam : Now how does this gadget work? *goes to flip a switch* Dan : *swats his hand away* Don�t touch! You could break it! It is a delicate machine and I will be the only one to touch it. Adam : I ain�t a child you know! *tries to touch it again* Dan : *swats his hand away* I said don�t touch! Adam : *holds his hand* Son of a .... that hurts! Dan : Then stop trying to touch! Adam : Ok I promise you won�t touch it. Dan : That�s better. Adam : Ok Lets go see our guests *they walk in the room* Dan : Hiya all! Adam : This is going to be so cool! Pikachu : Pi pikachu! Bulbasaur : Bulb bulbasaur! Adam : *blinks* Genius your machine Dan : What? Adam : *rolls his eyes* Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Turn it on numskull! Dan : Oh yeah. *turns it on* Squirtle : Is this guy always that big of a goon? Adam : Yeah unfortunately. Squirtle : Poor you. Dan : Shut up or I�ll have turtle soup tonight. Squirtle : Bite me jackass! Bulbasaur : I think he�s 100% dumbass if you ask me. Dan : Shove it mutated plant. Koffing : What�s going on? Ekans : We have to get back to masters so hurry up. Adam : I don�t like to be rushed Dan : Jessie�s here? Where? Adam : *blinks* Squirtle Water Gun Attack Now! *points at Dan* Squirtle : k Dude! *water guns Dan* Dan : *is being spritzed with water* Hey! Stop that! Adam : I could get use to this! Dan : Bulbasaur Vine whip *points to Adam* Bulbasaur : Make me *uses vine whip on Dan* Dan : *is being whiped* Ouch! Ack! Ow! That hurts! Adam : *flinches* Man that looks like it hurts! Dan : It did! Adam : I�ll take your word for it. Do you get pissed at all that Team Rocket and the twirps are like the stars and you should get much bigger roles? Dan : Adam do you always have to try to start to cause a mutiny? Adam : Of course! Squirtle : *looks at Dan* Shut up Jackass Bulbasaur : Get it right .... he�s a dumbass Squirtle : My bad Dan : You guys need to go to pokemon obedient school. Adam : Quiet Dan! They have a point you idiot! Dan : I made the machine! Adam, Bulbasaur, and Squirlte : Point being? Dan : I give up! Adam : �Bout time! Anyways back to the question. Bulbasaur : Ash is an idiot and a complete moron. I can�t believe the girl I helped take care of those weak pokemon would give me away to an idiot like Ash. Team Rocket is a bunch of goofs that couldn�t even catch a magikarp. Misty is just so annoying and Brock is cool and useful. I wish I could have a trainer like Gary. Squirtle : If you ask me .... I hate them all. I�d rather still be in the Squirtle squad. I must�ve been drunk when I decided to go with Ash. Koffing : I have no problem with any of them. Ekans : Me either Pikachu : Misty is a slut. Brock is ok. Ash is the biggest dumbass you�ll ever meet. Team Rocket the goons they are, couldn�t catch a damn pokemon if their life depended on it. Lickitung : She caught me. Pikachu : You were eating here stuff she bought for that idiot Giovanni. You were dumb enough to get caught. Lickitung : I ain�t dumb. Click here to continue |