| Victreebel : I hate them all and I try to eat James. Marel : Tracey scares me. Venonat : Same here. Scyther : He captured me when I was down. Pikachu : I heard he�s gay. Marel, Venonat, and Scyther : Wouldn�t doubt it. Dan : *blinks* Tracey scares me too and that Misty. Eew! Adam : hehehe *gets out cell phone* Dan : Adam what are you doing? Adam : *dials a number* He�s here *hangs up* Oh nothing. Dan : I sure hope it was nothing! Adam : Trust me! Dan : I feel uneasy now. Squirtle : Wuss! Bulbasaur : Panzy! Pikachu : Ten bucks and a meal says he did something bad. Dan : I am not the betting type. Pikachu : Crud. Adam : Anyways ... what were your thoughts when Professor Oak handed you to Ash. Pikachu : I was like what the hell you old geezer! Does Alzheimer�s set in at that age? You�re incompetent enough and you�re giving me to him! I regret that day! Dan : How�d Ash treat you? Pikachu : I went hungry so many times! Is there cruelty to pokemon laws? I wanna know! Irresponsible trainers like that should not have the right to obtain a license! Adam : That�s a pitty! Hey Dan want some Ramen? Dan : Sure! *takes some* Thanks! Pikachu : *stomache growls* Hey guys .... can I try some of that? Its been awhile since I ate last. Dan : I�m not feeding you! Pikachu : Why not? Adam : This is our lunch! Guests of ours bring their own! We don�t supply to them! Bulbasaur : I speak for the rest of Ash�s pokemon when I say he is a lousy trainer and starves us to death. Adam : That�s so sad! So I cry? Dan : You don�t have to. Adam : ok! Dan : *looks at the sleeping Charizard* Why don�t you obey Ash? Charizard : Wake me again and I�ll set you in a blaze. Dan : Sorry. Adam : Please do! Dan : *hits Adam* Shut up! Adam : Ow! Charizard : I don�t listen to a pathetic excuse of a trainer. Anyways since he mistreats us ... I sleep. Why should I obey him? Dan : Good point! Misty : *comes rushing in* There you are Dan! Dan : Eep! Adam : *looks at a watch* She�s way ahead schedule! Dan : I�ll get you Adam! *runs off* Misty : Come back Dan! *chases after him* Adam : I love doing that to him! Avery : *snaps whip* Heya Dear! Adam : *whimpers* Not again! Who called you? Pikachu : I wouldn�t know *hides Adam cellphone* Avery : Someone paged me telling me you were here! *snaps her whip and it breaks Dan�s machine* Pikachu : Pi! pika pikachu! Adam : *blinks* What did that yellow rodent just say? Bulbasaur : Bulba bulba saur bulbasaur bulba! Adam : I don�t get that! Pikachu : Piiiiiiiikaaaaachuuuuuuuuu! *thundershocks Adam* Adam : *hair on end* That hurt! *falls over* Avery : How nice of it to help me! *drag Adam into another room* Dan : Guess we�re signing off again! *disappears into the distance as he keeps running* Misty : Dan! Get back here! *keeps chasing him* |