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Two weekends ago in a small Kebab shop near Croydon Metro I met a dodgy lookin geezer who offered me a busted Beretta 9mm. Naturally I |
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laughed at him, and told him to put his pistol away in public. After a while of chatting with this bloke and starting to drink myself sober,.. I recognised him as former leader of IRAQ: Saddam Hussein. So I asked "Whats goin on here?:" And Saddam explained to me that during the invasion, all 22 Saddam impersonators (called his Body-Doubles) were sent in different directions to "fool" the US Spy satelites homing in on him. Naturally it worked, and the real Saddam has been running a Kebab shop and Home DJ Service since the US invasion of Iraq began. Saddam continued: "...We felt |
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pic: Saddam invited me to one of his BUSTIN House parties where some blonde Escort Model shagged me silly all night. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
the eldest body double Number 12 an old friend of mine; Yousef Mahmoud should stay and impersonate me, just to make sure those Yankees will stop looking for me. Yousef plans to come clean about his true identity on the day of the sentancing. |
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Even his family now living in their new home in Florida say they are really proud of him." NARS 2006 NotAReliableSource.com | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
pics:(L+R) Saddam body Double12 Yousef Ali Mahmoud gets led away by triumphant US Marines | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Bush Gets Bowled... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Paulines New Perils in Real Estate pic by Glenn Barnes |
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Whats Up with these pants? Why Do I have so many jobs? What is a Big Job? Why is the Dead Sea Dead? Who killed it? ...AND MORE........ |
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George Bushs' recent Visit to Pakistan has given him the "HOWZZATT!" at the US EMBASSY cricket match | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Former One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson Now sells Real Estate: See Paulines new job | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||