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SUPER MARIO 64 II REMAKE
A remake of Super Mario 64: Dokin Ku Dumi! will be released on Gamecube later this year. On the N64, Dokin Ku Dumi followed in the footsteps of Mario and Luigi, who worked cooperatively to clear levels and collect 120 Mushrooms over 8 levels. Little is known about this game, other than the fact that it was only released in Japan and very few copies were sold. However, with the new Gamecube release as a bonus disk to Mario 128, we should see Mario and Luigi later this year. According to Shigeru Miyamoto, this game will continue the storyline of Mario 64. "I think that this game will help people understand how Mario feels about having to save the kingdom. It has never really focussed on Mario's feelings before and this emotion should add a whole new dimension to gaming- emotion."
NINTENDO DS REVOLUTION
Here we have an interview with Mr Yamauchi, Supervising Head of Nintendo.

Nintendo Official Magazine: So, what are we going to expect from this new Nintendo DS?
Yamauchi: You can expect a lot. (Smiles)

This interview gives us a great idea of what is going to be involved with the Dual Screen Interface. We are looking forward to it!
MIYAMOTO SHOWS SIGNS OF RESIGNATION
Yesterday at a press conference in Tokyo, when Shigeru was asked what interesting features were lined up for N5, he stated: "Madness! Madness! This whole business is bloody madness!"
We are not sure whether he was referring to the state of Nintendo's next home console, or if he was angry with the press conference. However, we do know that Shigeru is beginning to show signs of losing his sanity. If he resigns, Mr Sasuke Goemon will take over the business. He originally worked for Playstation, but then he betrayed them to Xbox. All in all, he's a pretty nasty piece of work.
POKEMON CHANNEL 2 WILL NOT INVOLVE PIKACHU
Read the above. I am too upset to even talk any more on the matter. I need to be left alone, OK?
CARNAGE AT E3
Shigeru Miyamoto, taking heed of the rather violent reaction of the crowd when Cel-shaded Zelda was unveiled, is bringing 5 armed bodyguards with him to E3, to protect him as he unveils the new Mario 128 game. We are all looking forward to Mario 128, but the police have predicted that unless it is a fairly uncontroversial game, there will be a bloodbath in this year's festival. Shigeru Miyamoto has a hookshot ready to escape if there are signs of trouble. However, the crew wonder what controversial game Mario 128 will be. After the thuggery following the Zelda unveiling, what could possibly be worse than that?
WAVERACE IS BAD
"Waverace is a terrible game," Shigeru said at a press conference yesterday. When we asked for further comments, he refused to speculate. Sometimes we wonder why Shigsy acts like this, but we suppose that it is all part of his divine plan.
ONE OF MARIO 128'S SECRETS DISCOVERED!!!!
Oh my God! A screenshot of the new Mario game was leaked by a programmer earlier today. Because of Shigeru's desire to keep the game a secret, he executed the programmer (I'm not sure if that was programmer or programme) and deleted the screenshot (sorry everybody.) However, the screenshot proves one thing: Mario wears an orange hat! If the game continues to be so original throughout development, then we can look forward to Mario 128.
KIRBY'S AIR RIDE 2!!!
Yes, that's right! After the amazing success of what could be the crappest game in history, Shigeru Miyamoto has decided to release a sequel. Entitled Kirby's Air Ride: The Grand Crap-ionship, the game will improve on the spectacular original.
More characters (different coloured Kirby's for you and me). More stages (Cloud City, Cloud Town, Cloud Road). More weapons - red shells, green shells, bananas, turbo mushrooms, and lightning strikes. And finally, more Nintendo Gameplay! (That means a fantastic-ally bad storyline, graphics, controls (YOU CAN'T F*****G ACCELERATE!!!)
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