There's plenty of assholes in the world.
Go ahead and see for yourself.
You'll search for a while.
And then you *might* see the light.
By that time, it will be too late.
You had something good right in front of you.
And didn't know how to deal with it.
Girls don't want a nice guy.
They want drama and abuse.
Well, I'm not like that.
And I'm not waiting for you.
Because you should have known.

I guess I wasn't fucked up enough for you.
I guess you like damaged goods.
I guess I must be chopped liver.
Once again. Yum yum.

I behaved. See what it got me? For the first time in quite a while, I thought my solitude was over.
For the first time in even longer, I feel disappointed.
Thank you for being just what I expected.
The let down gets easier with time.
Practice makes perfect.

There's a million more assholes waiting in line.
Next, please. Have fun.