| Page 2 Funny "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake ID's." --Homer Simpson "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." --Will Rogers "A pessimist is a man who is never happy unless he is miserable: even then he is not pleased." --Anon. Return to Funny page 1 |