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Quotes of Mine or someone else's or Some I Picked up Somewhere, or A Brief Story. |
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But I'm Jess's friend (S?) |
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Kim Kim that guy is checking me out! "Derek that is a manneqin" Oh I knew that. (DH + KD) |
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1/2 Purple? How can he be 1/2 a color? (DD) |
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Bi? Oh so you can't decide which guy you want, well You really should decide. (DD) |
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Sex? Cheese? Oh Hi Kim's Mom (SR) |
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"Kim I think I found out why I'm sick" "The Carpet Glue is making me sick" "Don't laugh the Carpet Glue is Evil! Its the Carpet Glue! (DD) |
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| I'm just Curious about the gay lifestyle (DH) |
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Well Shaun I was looking through the Christmas stuff and found a <whisper> vibrator and well then I was putting the boxes away and I found another one. "Well Mom, Jamie and Steve like to play a game called Hide the Vibrator and apparently their not very good at it ." (PR + SR) |
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Anyone want to go for a smoke break? Kim "I do" But Kim you don't smoke! (KD + other) |
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But Kim, What about the Cat? (SR) |
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I'm so f........ wasted (KD) |
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You rake really Well...... (MD) |
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It Burns It Burns...... (DH) |
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Denial works for Me. |
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I'm not Weird...
I'm SPECIAL. |
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Relationships May Come and Go.....
but REAL FRIENDS LAST FOEREVER (SR) |
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Don't Believe Everything You Think. |
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Chaos, Panic & Disorder....
My Work is Done. |
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BoyFriend/GirlFriend Wanted:
No Experience Necessary Will Train! |
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I don't suffer from Insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it. |
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If at first you don't succeed,
Destroy all Evidence that You Tried. |
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Get In - Sit Down -
Shut Up - HOLD ON |
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Hard Work has a Future PAYOFF.
Laziness pays off NOW!! |
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Consciousness
That annoying time between naps. |
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I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. |
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Focus on YOUR
OWN DAMN FAMILY |
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Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit...
Got it! |
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The Problem with the Gene Pool Is There's No LifeGuard. |
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Don't Piss me off.
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. |
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Therapy is Expensive.
Popping bubble wrap is cheap.
YOU CHOOSE! |
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I know There's a Hell.
I Work in Retail. |
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I'm talking to Myself...
Please Don't Eavesdrop!!!! |
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It's as BAD as you think, and
they ARE out to get you. |
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I took a Pain Pill.
Why are you still here? |
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Smile!
It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips. |
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Of All the Things I've Lost
I Miss My Mind the Most |
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| There's too much blood in my Caffeine System. |
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Reality is for people who lack
IMAGINATION |
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| This would be really funny, if it weren't happening to ME! |
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My Mind Wandered
and Never Came Back. |
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My Family Is More
Dysfunctional
Than Your Family |
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You're Just Jealous Because the Voices Are Talking To Me |
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Rumours of my demise
are greatly exaggerated. |
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You May Not Be Able to Change the World.... But You Do Mean the World To Someone (unknown) |
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Madness takes its toll.
Please Have Exact Change. |
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| It's all Good..... (S?) |
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You can be Pretty Cool sometimes when your NOT BEING A BITCH! (The Faculty) |
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My ass may be dumb but I ain't no dumb ass (Jackie Brown) |
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I may be a Slut......
But I have Standards (CW) |
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Kim, I don't know why -------- likes me! He thinks, I like him to. "Well Liz did you give him a reason to think that you like him?" Ummmm well I kissed him. But I don't like him. "So Liz you always kiss guys you don't like?" No, ummmm I just..... well uhhhh it was a trip on a bus and he was there. (LL +KD) |
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It wasn't just Bad HEAD
It WAS THE WORST HEAD EVER!!!!!
(KK) |
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YOU MEN! You might wanna get this on tape. <chuckle> You Men are just lame at times. I'm telling ya. <sigh>
Janet Jackson
All For You (Album)
Track 4 - Lame |
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Quotes2
www.geocities.com/ndsuboy20/quotes2 |
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