Quotes of Mine or someone else's or  Some I Picked up Somewhere, or  A Brief Story.
But I'm Jess's friend (S?)
Kim Kim that guy is checking me out! "Derek that is a manneqin" Oh I knew that. (DH + KD)
1/2 Purple? How can he be 1/2 a color? (DD)
Bi? Oh so you can't decide which guy you want, well You really should decide. (DD)
Sex? Cheese? Oh Hi Kim's Mom (SR)
"Kim I think I found out why I'm sick" "The Carpet Glue is making me sick" "Don't laugh the Carpet Glue is Evil! Its the Carpet Glue! (DD)
I'm just Curious about the gay lifestyle (DH)
Well Shaun I was looking through the Christmas stuff and found a <whisper> vibrator and well then I was putting the boxes away and I found another one. "Well Mom, Jamie and Steve like to play a game called Hide the Vibrator and apparently their not very  good at it ." (PR + SR)
Anyone want to go for a smoke break? Kim "I do" But Kim you don't smoke! (KD + other)
But Kim, What about the Cat? (SR)
I'm so f........ wasted (KD)
You rake really Well...... (MD)
It Burns It Burns...... (DH)
Denial works for Me.
I'm not Weird...
Relationships May Come and Go.....
Don't Believe Everything You Think.
Chaos, Panic & Disorder....
My Work is Done.
BoyFriend/GirlFriend Wanted:
No Experience Necessary Will Train!
I don't suffer from Insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
If at first you don't succeed,
Destroy all Evidence that You Tried.
Get In - Sit Down -
Shut Up - HOLD ON
Hard Work has a Future PAYOFF.
Laziness pays off NOW!!
That annoying time between naps.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
Focus on YOUR
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit...
Got it!
The Problem with the Gene Pool Is There's No LifeGuard.
Don't Piss me off.
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Therapy is Expensive.
Popping bubble wrap is cheap.
I know There's a Hell.
I Work in Retail.
I'm talking to Myself...
Please Don't Eavesdrop!!!!
It's as BAD as you think, and
they ARE out to get you.
I took a Pain Pill.
Why are you
still here?
It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips.
Of All the Things I've Lost
I Miss My Mind the Most
There's too much blood in my Caffeine System.
Reality is for people who lack
This would be really funny, if it weren't happening to ME!
My Mind Wandered
and Never Came Back.
My Family Is More
Than Your Family
You're Just Jealous Because the Voices Are Talking To Me
Rumours of my demise
are greatly exaggerated.
You May Not Be Able to Change the World.... But You Do Mean the World To Someone (unknown)
Madness takes its toll.
Please Have Exact Change.
It's all Good..... (S?)
You can be Pretty Cool sometimes when your NOT BEING A BITCH! (The Faculty)
My ass may be dumb but I ain't no dumb ass (Jackie Brown)
I may be a Slut......
But I have Standards (CW)
Kim, I don't know why -------- likes me!  He thinks, I like him to. "Well Liz did you give him a reason to think that you like him?" Ummmm well I kissed him. But I don't like him. "So Liz you always kiss guys you don't like?" No, ummmm I just..... well uhhhh it was a trip on a bus and he was there. (LL +KD)
It wasn't just Bad HEAD
YOU MEN! You might wanna get this on tape. <chuckle> You Men are just lame at times. I'm telling ya. <sigh>
Janet Jackson
All For You (Album)
Track 4 - Lame
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