| Quotes 2 |
| (Lance talking to Kim) Josh and I were fucking for the first time and I was drunk. He finished and I thought I was thinking Minute Man, but I actually said it out loud. All Josh said was "oh well" (LW) |
| I actually had sex with a woman last month, it was okay...... I might even do it again. (LW) |
| HOW OLD ARE WE NOW? (AG) |
| Don't walk the dog without a raincoat, because someday it just might rain. (JK) |
| Who are you whoring about with tonight? (JG) |
| Boobies are Nice if they Hang Just Right (JK) (More Words of Wisdom by JK <sarcastic>) |
| Yeah Steve Is A Queer and I can call him that cause...... well I'm one (JF) |
| What do Gay Horses eat? HAY!!!!! (Said Very Gay) (JF) |
| 5.99 for a combo meal and it doesn't even come with a pop!!!! (JV +SR) referring to Amanda the tight wad who keeps our change when she goes and gets us food |
| 5.99 for Windshield Washer Fluid and 9.00 for a pack of Smokes (referring to 2 idiots who purchased these items) 1- paid $5.99 for the W.W fluid because I had a blonde moment and thought it was a huge W. Washer Fluid; even though if I had looked clearly at the price tag and the customer he would have seen it was only 1.49, the 2nd bought 2packs of smokes and I asked if he had gasoline (which he didn't) and he said he did, so he ended up paying $9.00 for a pk of smokes. |
| Pulling An Amanda -verb- meaning; doing something very stupid |
| "That Fag Just Hit on Me!!" (Some Straight Guy), (over heard by JF +SR) "Hello Honey Your in a Gay Bar, What did you expect would happen?" |
| My Mom made Key Lime Pie. I said "Great I love Key Lime Pie and I'm Gay" "I bet your mom wishes she made Apple Pie huh?" (The Broken Hearts Club) |
| "Ummm I think your ATM Is Broken" "Oh really, how so?" "Well it Says I have 5.00 in my account and I tried taking out 10.00 and it says you can take money out in denominations of 20.00 and it won't let me" (Some Stupid Sorority Girl speaking to JV+SR) |
| "Oh So Derek Called Me a Fuck-Rag Steve?" "No, I just added that in" (SE + SR) |
| "Oak Grove turned me Gay" "Jamie you always were Queer!!!" "Yeah, I know but its just funny saying it" (JF + SR) |
| "I'm gonna remain 16 for the rest of my life" "Can I have a cigarette from you guys?" "Sorry Jamie we don't distribute cigarettes to minors". (JF speaking to KA + SR + AG) |
| Maybe Amanda will chip in tonight and buy a bottle..... Uhhhh....... nevermind......... (JV + SR) |
| JON SUPERMAN FUCKING DIXON (Get Real) |
| Silly Queer, Dix are For Fags! |
| Probably Not!! (AG) |
| Things said to me by my boss: "SHAWN YOU NEED TO WATCH THE GAS PUMPS!" "Even if it is a pay at the pump?" "YES EVEN IF IT IS A PAY AT THE PUMP THEY MIGHT DRIVE OFF!" "YOU CAN'T BE WASHING DISHES OR DOING ANYTHING IN THE KITCHEN" "A GAS EXPLOSION MIGHT HAPPEN AND YOU WON'T HEAR IT!!" (DM to SR) |