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Tony's Biography

Not to be confused with Tony Sekulich or Andre's brother Tony, Tony P. will be referred to by his nickname, Tony Baloney. Like Steve, Tony Baloney is in a rock band, the same one as Steve, in fact, Run on Empty. Tony Baloney plays bass, cause chicks dig bass players. We're not exactly sure what his other job at XWave involves. He's intentionally vague, or it could be that he doesn�t remember, due to beer related brain damage, and he just shows up for the cheque.

Tony Baloney is apparently quite ready for Survivor Weekend. He often forgets to go to bed during late night drinking benders. He generally tries to 'just have a few drinks, but "a few" ends up meaning 10. He is the inventor of a drink known as "The Porch Climber", the recipe to which is "6 beer + pint of whiskey + pink lemonade + ice + bowl = 3 people good and wrecked quickly". But the best Tony Baloney drunk story is the infamous Ultimate Warrior Milkbag incident. After drinking at his house one fateful night, Tony Baloney had "a few", stripped down, and stuck his legs through one of those milkbags that has 2 other bags in it. Then wearing nothing but his milkbag shorts, he ran up and down the street singing the Ultimate Warrior theme, which you are now listening to. He's down with "Down with Pants."

Recently, Tony Baloney has had a Queer Eye for the Tony Guy makeover. Krista feels this has instilled him with newfound confidence. In Steve's words, "he thinks he�s an Adonis now thanks to the haircut." He is one of many to get into Krista's pants, but as he puts it, "she spilled a drink on them as I was heading to the bar .... so we switched jeans". That Tony Baloney, he'd give you the pants off his ass. And then he'd put on a milkbag and sing.