Biography
 

"YAR!"

Steve's Biography

Steve is an elusive man and goes by many names. Kael calls him "Mummy Steve," cause he's like a second mummy. Stacey calls him "Corner Steve", cause he's all shy. Krista says his high school nickname was "Heavin' Steven", because he barfed rockaberry cooler all night while havin a complete conversation with a flock of ducks. At the next party, Krista tells us, she found him crying on the bathroom floor because he had no duck to talk to and was again feeling ill. Ever the sympathetic one, Krista got some duck stickers and lined the toilet bowl with them and he spent the night huggin the toilet and talking to his ducks. Hey, it's not like digging your own hole, but it proves Steve's ready for Survivor Weekend.

Hey ladies, not only is Steve single, he's in a cool Rock Band. Steve plays guitar and sings in a band called "Run on Empty." Click on the name to go their website and download their pictures, gig info, and MP3s. Sadly, however, there is no MP3 recording of his rockin' Karaoke version of the Theme to the Dukes of Hazzard, a duet perfomrd with Andre. Tony P. has video, but has yet to share.

Steve's birthday is December 18, 1975, meaning this year, like Stacey, he turns 30. He is now an old man. And also, as Krista says, a poo poo head.