Biography
 

"Fight the machine man!"

Andre's Biography
Andre lives in Fredericton with his lovely wife Stacey and the lovely cat Athena.  Andre has lived on both Canadian coasts  and until recently has refused to say he was from anywhere but Halifax, the land of his birth and the Bluenose.  However, recently he has admitted a hometown advantage in Anse-Bleue where most of his family resides. 

Andre is still not dead, after finally undergoing open-heart surgery. Not that he was ever dead, much to the chagrin of his many wives and followers who must suffer through his incessant attempts at haiku poetry, his uncanny ability to turn your favourite song into an annoying parody, and his obsession with television, in particular his 24 hour a day preoccupation with "Survivor." 

Andre was the only sober survivor, and as such was the "designated walker" of the group and made sure everyone made it back to their beds at night.   However, since they fixed his heart up all nice, we can't stop him from drinking. Two years ago, Andre threw up his soul after a fun night with Pierre, The Captain, and Jose. He did have the presence of mind to dig his own hole in the sand first, so that's something.

Andre is the only survivor who insisted on eating plain white rice rather that the tasty meals prepared for us at the Club Med of the North.  He didn't want to upset the malnutritional balance of his daily diet, that being croissants, sugar donuts, Pepsi and rice.  Although other survivors tried to coax Andre into trying some new foods, he refused saying, "Those vegetables have far too many vitamins and nutrients; they can't possibly be good for you!" and later, "How can you guys eat that crap! Look how green that broccoli is!"

Although he is currently married, to some degree, to ALL of the female survivors, he grows closer to becoming a bachelor again with every poem and parody.  His birthday is August 3, 1973, making him a  lovable Leo. 

Andre THINKS he is most like the real Survivor, Greg.
His fellow survivors think he is in a league of his own, a combination of Richard's scheming, Sean's misspent IQ, and Greg's offbeat sense of humour.