Biography 
 

"How do you know about the machine?"

Shawn's Biography
Shawn, or "Sparky" as his friends call him, lives in Quebec City, and has yet to separate from the rest of us.  He spends your hard-earned tax dollars at CBC news, the all news station, not the crappy one with opera. 

Here's Sparky hard at work.  Cute little fella, aint' he?  (Note to Sparky: Live with it; it's my website!)

Andre was the one who got Shawn hooked on the real Survivor show.  You're welcome.

Shawn has also been kicked out or banned from numerous business establishments, usually with a little help from fellow Survivor 2000 traveller, Andre.  Because of their antics at Ponderosa's "All you can Eat" Sundae bar, the management had to put up a sign.  He's very proud of that.  Hey, they said "ALL" you can eat.  They didn't specify how many "you" entails.  And he and Andre can eat a lot.

Not much is known about Shawn's past.  No one really cared enough to ask.  Truth be told, we're all a little too frightened to ask.  Sparky is a founding member of the Survivor Weekend tradition. He spent much of that original Survivor 2000 weekend relaxing in the Den that Roger built on the beach.  From his "Big Screen Nature TV", he saw the Nature channel, The Nashville Network and Baywatch, all without a remote.  Sparky's take on the Den: "Hey Andre, your dad makes Rudy look like a big fat wuss." 

Shawn is now married, probably through the use of some kind of hypnosis.  His birth date is Jan. 18, 1974.  He is rumoured to have family in the province of NB, but the other Survivor members feel he was separated at birth from Gervase, everyone's favourite slacker.

Shawn is most like the real Survivor, Gervase.

Sadly, Shawn may be unable to attend this year's festivities as he will be busy in his new job and home in the "nation's capital", Quebec City. While this means that we no longer have a Montreal connection, we can crash at his place in Quebec. But, as we all know, Quebec has far fewer strip clubs, so what the hell good is that.