Biography
 

"ARE YOU TELLIN' ME SOME KIND OF BAT DID THIS?"

Peter's Biography

After returning from a long overseas stay in The 'Kong, Peter is once again home in Saint John. For who knows how long. Pete has never been one to lay down roots for any prolonged period of time. We're not sure why, but it may be because it makes him less of a target for stalkers. In order to throw people off his scent, Peter has gone by many names. He once applied for a cosmetology course under the name "Twinkles Theclown." He once applied for a nutrition course under the name "Snickers McMarsbar". And he once ordered more information about the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed under the name "Geezer McWheezley", forcing Stacey to lie to the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed people when they called, saying Mr. McWheezley had passed on.

Peter is also, with Andre, half of that cranky letter to the editor writer "Lou Skannon." Lou is always "looking out for the big guy," and has, in various letters, defended both NB Power and CBC Newsworld and rallied against fast-thinking bomb-sniffing robots, who he fears will eventually kill us all. Lou's cover was blown by big-mouthed Jackie, when she tipped off a staff member at the Daily Gleaner, thus ruining their fun. Be sure to look for Lou's thoughts coming to a "blog" near you.

Along with Andre, Peter shares a love of really bad movies. His favourites include "McBain," "Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood," and his favourite movie ever, "Bats." He also claims to have seen "Titanic" EIGHTEEN TIMES!! (Now THAT'S sensitive, ladies.). While Peter did attend Survivor Weekend once before, for about two hours after visiting Wilfred's house, he will most likely not be going this year. Boo-urns, I say. What would Lou Skannon say if only he knew?