Biography 
 

"Please don't call me Snuffy. I'll hurt you for it."

Heather's Biography

Although a relative newcomer to the Survivor family, Heather has been welcomed with open arms because of her friendly nature, her sense of humour and her willingness to drink copious amounts of Mike's Hard Lemonade and swim naked (not at the same time). Also, as the group's only practicing wiccan, we're afraid she'll hex us if we don't say nice things about her.

Heather was born in Montreal, Quebec where she has spent most of her life with the exception of a brief period when she moved to Manitoba and Alberta. She is feeling much better now.

She now lives in Quebec City ("The Nation's Capital") with her husband Sparky and their two cats Butterscotch (a beautiful brown tortoise-shell), and Mojo (a goofy black and orange stripey/spotty genetic mess) who provide hours and hours of amusement by roaming up and down the hallways trying to kill each other.

Heather also enjoys the company of her cell phone Lolita, and her computer Neville. We are not sure where this fascination for naming inanimate objects comes from, but we are sure it has something to do with hanging around Sparky for far too long.

Currently, Heather is working on improving her life through the use of zen to block out her husband's constant witisisms and song parodies. (The chanting of the phrase "Just tell yourself you love him very much" seems to work best). Sadly, Heather will be unable to attend this year, so we will burn a witch's hat in her honour. Two years ago, she was the first Survivor to lose her suit to the sea, so if you find a pair of black bathing suit bottoms this trip, staple a note on them with her address and send them back across the bay to Quebec.