Our Menu

Main Courses

  • NEW! Pizza Capybara - $19.99
    Fresh pizza with marinara sauce, parmesan cheese, and rare capybara meat. An exotic delicacy!
  • Pasta Margarita - $16.99
    Thin spaghetti with parmesan cheese, topped with our signature, tequila-based Margarita Sauce™. (Please provide proof of age when ordering.)
  • Bologna Bolognese - $10.99
    Bologna as it's served in Bologna! Seasoned with pepper, nutmeg, and various herbs straight from our gardens.

Sides

  • Pasta Piccola - $3.99
    An adorably small bowl of spaghetti with your choice of sauce.
  • French Fries - $2.99
    Not quite Italian, but this fan favorite is popular all over.
  • Bread - $2.49
    It's just bread.