The_School_Janitor (Support Staff)

Likes: Students' diaries, blackmail, extortion, chewing tobacco, recordable CCTV.

Dislikes: Messy girls, bathing, personal hygiene.

Describing Himself: Students are warned to avoid any and all contact with this staff member. On NO account are any students to accompany this staff member to the boiler room. Keep your ears open for the sound of a bucket being pushed down the hall by a mop. Run, if you hear it.

Other people's descriptions: "The foulest, most disgusting and evil man ever to slime his way out of a bathroom toilet - not to mention, he stinks!", "The schools own freddy kruger boiler room lunatic", "Dirty, smelly, putrid, awful, horrible, dispicable excuse for a male", "Mop sodomiser."

Usual Grade Given out: Not a teacher. Never let him have your books.

Favourite Phrase: Hey thar, girly. You shore are purdy.

Favourite Punishment: Students are warned. You NEVER, EVER want to know this.