Gossip for the Girls!

November 2006

General Notice to All Schoolgirls

It's official! We have permission to smash up desks, well, to be precise here, Mr_Kane_Sir's desk. Here's the note he dutifully signed giving his permission. Apparently he shops at www.spankmedesks.com, a rather cheap place. Best beware if he has you over his desk as it's likely to collapse at any given moment - shoddy goods. //sweet-n-innocent

"I'm happy for the schoolgirls to smash up my desk... signed....Mr_Kane_Sir{gd}"

New Language Teacher - A Warning!

We have a new languages Teacher, Mr K350. I've found out to my horror, he intends to think up essays and assignments for schoolgirls who do not use proper english, and those who do not pay attention in his classes. He's one to watch!! // firelynx

National Gummy Month?

Apparently so! November is national gummy month, Tell your Teacher of this special occasion, Awareness is a horrible thing to waste! //A concerned schoolgirl

Mr_Kane_Sir appears to be a transseksual, he mentioned something like that in class today, Verbal_kint seemed particulary interested and admitted wanting to ask him on a date. // Anonymous

October 2006

I found this photo when rummaging round XXXXX's desk the other day. THIS is why perfect^prefect is SO well behaved. The truth is finally out! She used to be just like us, the poor dear! //sweet-n-innocent

Halloween Peeping Tom

Check out this very cheeky peeping Tom video, sent in by MrWill who was sure the students would enjoy it. Due to the poor quality towards the end of the clip, he advises that you make sure you turn up the sound real high so you can hear what happens properly! Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7972722335127782907&q=halloween+peeping+tom&hl=en

Fishy Fingers?

A rumour has it that two little girls had a rather close encounter with some fish-fingers yesterday. Could this be true? Well, i just saw this written on the bathroom walls! kayla and lynxy got fingered today by a Teacher!!