MrBates (Professor)

Likes: Legs, panties, wigglin' my ears, HUGE smorgasboard breakfasts on sundays, THEORIES.

Dislikes: Getting up in the morning, going to bed at night, liberals, loose nipple nuts, long quits, long messages.

Describing Himself: Firm and fair, sometimes stoic, one who beats around the bush coming directly to the point.

Other people's descriptions: A regular stick in the mud teacher, hilarious,

Usual Grade Given out: C (with massive footnote explanations as to why it could have been worse.)

Favourite Phrase: "Cross your legs" "Oh brother"

Favourite Punishment: The cold and effective "stank eye"