Mozenwrathe (Mathematics Tutor, Substitute Teacher, occasional Librarian, and Part-time Student Counsellor) - also goes by Cygnusbane when traveling.

Likes: Mathematics, handing out homework, CHECKING homework already assigned, giving out massages to exhausted students, inspiring young minds, making the lives of students that much better, handing out chocolate, music of many different styles, cooking, baking, cartoons (go figure!), and bootie. (REALLY likes bootie. remember that students!)

Dislikes: Students that refuse to apply themselves, badly mangled singing from professional artists, students who believe they are worthless, professors who refuse to lead students to that higher ground, customs officers, really bad grammar, brussel sprouts, corny country music.

Describing Himself: A little softer on the students than he really should be, but he can't help it when he sees them smile after solving a particularly hard problem or finishing off a long essay. Kind of on the plain and boring side, but as he's a natural bookworm that doesn't bother him as much as it should. Enjoys handing out homework WAY too much. Not as good of a writer as his students are - or can be with the right guidance.

Other people's descriptions: Needs to get out more!" "Needs to hand out more chocolate!" (a favourite of some of the students that know him best) "Tall, dark, and talks really weird sometimes." "A helping hand from the most unlikely of people." "Cares WAY too much about homework when he should be giving out gold stars!" (another one from the students, obviously.) "yeh Mr Mozenwrathe gives you loads of work to do - hes a right task Master BUT, he does give chocolate and cuddles and great massages!" (stolen from the lips of one of his students.) "delicious lap, massages and voice, more chocolate please, to make everything purrrrrfect" (stolen from the same student. think she's aiming for an A^A?) "Wonderful creative ingenious stories" " brings a smile to a girls face when youre feeling down"

Usual Grade Given out: B- (he likes to see the responses he receives, and shows the students where they can improve. of course, he makes sure to congratulate the students on a job well done.)

Favourite Phrase: "Bloody Hades." or "Okay, now where is the REST of your homework?"

Favourite Punishment: Changes from week to week, but guaranteed it will have something to do with the posterior of the offending student. That and an essay immediately afterwords. Hey, without some reinforcement, rules mean nothing to the students...