Disaster (Deputy Head)

Likes: Vimto, footy, reclining and strumpets

Dislikes: Work, effort, mushrooms and marzipan

Describing Himself: LOVELY, urbane, charming and all heart

Other people's descriptions: "An omen", "Strict, intolerant yet great for a cuddle.", "Evil Creator of despicable signs, but still lovely.", "Not at all stabbable despite rumours to the contrary.", "Sweet, charming and deliciously mean all at the same time"

Usual Grade Given out: There are rumours of grades but marking is so bothersome.

Favourite Phrase: Do you really want Me to have to get out of My chair?

Favourite Punishment: Where are my signs?