and you're humming with joy on the way to the barn.
You open the door and look for your beloved cow between the 7 cows inside.
You smile at the other cows and say 'Hi girls!', you see them turn their
butts at you in protest. You call out for Bessie and you hear from the
back someone says: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
You smile widely and run towards the voice.
It's Bessie! Happy Joy! <insert romantic music>
You run in slow-motion with your arms spread out, Bessie runs towards you
in slow-motion with her bell ringing and dangling from side to side.
Then she runs you over and goes to smell some cow's
butt.
You get up and look at her. You ask her if she recognizes
you, and she says mooo and licks the other cow's ass. You pull her over
to you and hug her.
Your Ma enters the barn and sees you with the cow.
Suddenly the cow starts to freak out and run hysterically. Your Ma shouts
that Bessie probably got infected with the mad cow disease and starts to
shoot her with the shotgun. To your shocked eyes, Bessie falls down on
all four. A white foam starts to ooze from her mouth. You start shouting
'You killed her! You killed her!' at your Ma, you grab the gun from her
hand and shoot your own Ma.
Then you kneel down beside Bessie's corpse and pet
her, whispering some love words.
You take the gun and shoot yourself, falling on Bessie's
corpse.
THE END
For all ye fluff lovers- The HAPPY ending
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