and your Ma opens the door, sticking the shotgun to
your face. You tell her that it's you
and she doesn't believe you, then you tell this family
secret only you and her know and then she believes its you and pulls you
to a big bear hug, you pat her back and cough for air.
She lets go of you and tells you that everyone missed
you: Pa, Billy-Bob, Bobby-Bill, Mary-Sue-Allen, Sue-Allen, Mandy-Sandy,
Bessie, Katie, Rosie, Rosa, Lulu, and everyone else.
You ask her about Bessie, cause she's the only one
you really missed. She says you're a bad boy and slaps you.
DO YOU:
Go with her to get something to eat
or