The driver gives you a kinky look. You smile goofily
at him and search your pockets for change.
You realize that: a) You don't have any money. B)
Your zipper is open and your mini-you is visible. You smile nervously and
tell the driver you don't have money, but you really have to get to the
Finn farm. The driver agrees to let you in for free since he did your sisters
last summer.
You thank him and walk over to the only empty seat,
beside an old lady.
She smiles at you, and her teeth are yellow-brownish
and rotten, and she has bad breath that reminds you alot your Ma's moth
balls breath. You smile back at her, flashing your teeth at her and then
you huff at her, giving her a whiff of your moldy cheese breath. To your
astonishing eyes her eyes roll up and her skin turns blue and gray. You
have to think fast. Faster than this.
No, I mean FASTER than this, geez never mind.
DO YOU:
or