YOU DO CPR

on the old lady, and not only do you realize she really does smell like moth balls, but also that she ate fish and spanish hamburger with a lot of onions. You don't mind the fish, the onions and your Ma's smell, but you're nearly throwing up to the fact that she ate 30 of your best friends.
The people inside the bus cheer you on as you continue doing the CPR, when suddenly the old lady gains her consciousness and you catch your breath, but before you manage to do so she grabs you and gives you a big wet french kiss for saving her life.  The people on the bus cheer and call you their hero. You tell them that you are really a hero and you were in a secret organization capturing demons and saving humanity and yadda yadda yadda, you're still babbling when you look around and see everyone has fallen asleep. You go to the driver. He's also sleeping. You try to shake him, but it's useless.
 

DO YOU:
 

Drive the bus home

or

Get off the bus and walk home

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