ARAGORN
The Two Towers
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Aragorn: "Let's charge the Black Gate; maybe the orcs will
laugh so hard they'll spasm and their spines will snap!"
ALL: (awkward silence)
Aragorn: "C'mon, it's foolproof!"
Aragorn: "I didn't do it! The Elf did it!"
Alternately:
Eomer: "You are under arrest for violation of article 412, clause 9 of section 67 of the Rohan Travel Code!
Aragorn: "Section 9?! There is no section 9!"
Eomer: "There is now!"
Aragorn: "Legolas! You were right! The hobbits flew into the trees!"
Alternately:
Aragorn: "Pippin? Merry? Are you up there?
(passing the time at Helm's Deep)
Aragorn: "Who am I?"
Lots of People: "Frodo!"
Aragorn: *sniff* ((Do I really want to wear this?))
Legolas: "If you're that tired, just say so."
Aragorn: "PUT IT DOWN!"
Gimli: "A firebrand! Marvelous!"
Aragorn: "HOLY HELL!!!"
Aragorn: "Yay! Now we have half a chance!!!"
Aragorn: "TAAA-DAAA!!!"
Aragorn: "Watch it, or I'll shove your knives where the sun don't shine."
Aragorn: "Watch me now, as I saw off my arm! Yes, I will saw off my arm!"
Aragorn: "Remove. Your. Hand."
Aragorn: "My ring's outside."
Aragorn: "Ok, boys! Let's lay the whoop-down on them there orcs!"
The Fellowship of the Ring
Aragorn had one too many smokes.
Aragorn: "Just put the Ring down! Back away from the Ring!"
Aragorn: "No breakfast for you!"
Aragorn: "Sit yer ass down!"
Aragorn: "What, only a thousand?"
Too sexy for the bow and the field.
Aragorn: "Yeah, I'm hot."
Aragorn: *reads* "Made in China. Go figure. Clothes, now knives..."
Celeborn: "Never trust a democratic knife, I always say."
Aragorn: "How's this?"
Legolas: "...the bow's not enough. You'll have to bleach your hair."
Look at that evil smirk! You'd think Frodo fell off Weathertop.
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