o~ NaT's UrInE sOakEd HeLl HoLe~o

o~ NaT's UrInE sOakEd HeLl HoLe~o

"How long will they mourn me, bury me a muthafuckin 'G'. Bitch don't wanna die? Then dont fuck with me!"-2pac

HeWoO all U boobs n' boobettes =) Welcome to maah shithole! K.. Lemme tell all yew coolcats bout me self. I'm a 50 yo man w/ a big bellay and an even bigger ass. I like to pretend I'm a woman when I go into chats so I can cyber w/ lil boyz....ooh ya..and I like to look at nakkid 9 yo girlz =) haha.....NOT! WOoOoO Scared ya didn't I? ADMIT IT! Yew got scared *eg* Naah I'm 19 y/o feMALE from Cana-duh, B.C. BTW...in the pic...i'm the fat,ugly bitch w/ mah leg up..ewwweey *gags*

I got an older bossy, meanass sister. AND I got a younger bratty lil bro who kix mah ass ALL da time! Mmmm what else yew wanna know bout lil old me? I live on da streetz w/ the rest of da bums. We survive on da dumpsters thas near our home- cardboard box. Haha! Fooled ya again! Ya krazy mofos! naah...i JUST got into school...yep yep *proud* I'm takin first year Cell Biology. Eventually imma be a doctor! Imagine Dr. Natasha...sheyaah!


*~FaCtS bOuT mOi~* this for people who dont know meh.

Fav. color: Blue
Fav. type of music: rap, hiphop, r&b, pop, classical, jazz, alternative, punk, basically...eveeeerything
Fav. Bands: Linken Park, Project Wyze, Blink182, Metallica, Sum 41, Papa Roach, Tea Party, Cake, Weezer, 112, Jagged Edge, blah blah blah i can go on forever..
Fav. Artists: 2PAC!!!! n' Biff Naked n' Aaliyah, etc etc etc....
Fav. Movie: MATRIX!!<===watched it 4 times...didn't understand the first time. Had someone explain to me.. looove the graphics and Keanu Reeves *droolz*
Fav. song@this moment: "In The End" -Linken Park
Fav. food: Pizza n' bananas!
Fav. sports: soccer, car racing, wrestling, baseball, basketball, hockey..blah blah blah...
Embrassing moment: When I slipped in school and fell down a flight of stairs, only to hit a hugeass pole.
Things I'm afraid of: Getting old, dieing, crocodiles, Marilyn Manson (even tho he's kinda...hot. lol dont even ask!), Snakes, airplaines, police n' firetruck sirens
Scariest moment: Got into a car w/ my drunk friend and got into a car accident
Unforgetful moment: When my Grandpa died and I had to look at his dead body. When my sister got pissed drunk, lying (almost dead) on the ground.
Things I find amusing: Bananas...w/....wipped cream *ahem* k lets not get carried away. Monkeys Oooo monkeyz *droolz*

Well there yew go....NOW yew know me betta!



Ok..I just wanna shoutout to all mah special volano peoplez and my other special peoplez =)

wazaaaaaaaaaaap Monica, Alia, Serina, Shelly, Tazim, Ilyas, Nasser, Aleya, Nasser,Azima, Shakeel-I love you!, Jermaine, Nickers-this doode is the sweetest doode ever..cept he can be really horny at times..wait..all the time! but me still woves him cuz he makes people feel special and shit. oh and Jenaaaaay-lub you toooo! Skylar (Agirl), Skylar (SkY), Skylar (BoYcRaZy), Skylar (*SKY*) dayum too many Skys! Um..and... Smiley, Adam (wherever u are), Levi(No Luck), MeGgErOni(Gillaaaay), RrRrRee, Mall oRr Eee-can i bee yer underwear?! hehe Smiley, TaLiA, AmBy, Reece, Ashlee (Orgy), Ashley (Doggy Doggy Woo) lol, Kat,Travis, PADME<===my bitch, Jarvis 1 (AC), Jarvis 2 (Jarvs/Lord Sidious/Palpatine/Emperor Palpatine/Ian McDiarmid/How many names has he got?! lol), BbBrian, Libby(whoazaap), Sabriel, BrAnDoN, Jer jer, Sexay Chrisay, Nuc, Trevor, Mike aka Zinedie Zidane aka compulsive liar, Damian (eww), Chevy (double eww), j/k! Spencer(slut) not j/k! =P, Mah sexy aunty (Skeetz), Ray Ray, Jamerz, Drewey, Tabby Wabby, Mah Captain Crunch (Sean), Kristen (NoFXGurl), Darin aka Chicken Head, PumPkin-Sexay bitch *scratches my beard* hmmmm oOh! Lizzy, JoEeE-C, JrRr, KlaUd, Fishboy (Fred/Tony), Jamee (Naughty Angel), Cranberry, sexyjen(abs)<==da kewlest leg humper around, Maleek, Ohio guy, C-C-Crick(Kameron), *ashley*, ashley, Jedi Master, ReN ReN(my daughter), My Daddy (Viper), Silky smooth, Jakerz aka Skater God, Chica, Darky Barky (Melissa), DIZZY, Brit Brit, Smiley, Melonz (Melanie), Jess, Pervy (Tori), SteverOo, Evey and her Dime, Icon, Kellaay (Cuddles), Josherz, Sweet Angel, Mariam (M2001), Kari, Kerri, Jared(J-dove)... sheaat...lol I can't think anymore! I sssowy If I missed you! Tell me if i did and i'll add ya on =)

Here are some of my favorite links!

Volano chat Da bessssst chat e-e-e-evaa even tho they got some crazy mofo's here and horny ones too....not that i'm complainin...

Headquarterz ye'all show me some love and sign up here...spread the word


Heres a poem that I found..lol haaay I wasn't horny k...JUST lookin....lol im' sure ya'll like it..if u dont..then theres something wrong w/ ya..

My Fantasy

I want to be your call girl one night..
To come over dressed in that fuck-me outfit,
And do you while Im wearing my spike healed, knee-high hooker boots,
In your front room by the light of the Christmas tree.

But first, I want to be unwrapped,
Slowly,
Like a very special present..
Having you take the time not to tear the paper.

I want to raise my short black spandex skirt,
Up around my waist, and sit in that chair,
With my legs spread, arching my back
To show you my aching need, as you watch me pleasing myself.

Then I want to plead with you
To leisurely lick my clit with your tongue,
And to nibble at it with your teeth, on the outside of my panties,

Like you did the other night.
It turned me on more than anything else ever has,
To see you sitting in front of me,
Caressing my pussy with your nose and chin, making me purr,
So softly, while your eyes were sweetly closed.

Then I want to pull my panties to the side,
And show you my glistening, aching cunt,
That swells as I use my fingers
To spread my lips like sweet honey,

And while you're watching me squirm in my seat,
I want to beg you to tell me what you want from me,
And to hear me say, �Please, I will do anything you ask�.
I want to be at your mercy� and made to submit to your hunger.

Because, "My Fantasy", is truly to be,
The one who fulfills all of your fantasies!

lol was that good or whaa?! haay now get yer hand out of yer pant!


Um soo yaa....my pagey aint dat great. haaay it ain't my fault! its my first pagey =) I tried FOUR fawkin times! BUT....I too dumb! heh so yaa....enjoy..have fun and sign THE FRIGGIN GUESTBOOK. Hope I didn't bore ya to death..if ya dont like it then......kiss..mah....ass! c-ya lata masturbatorzzz


Okay this song is for all those kinky, erotic, horny peoples. YoU know u like it..i sure do *w*

"Red Light Special"-TLC

Take a good look at it Look at it now Might be the last time you'll Have a go round I'll let you touch it if you'd Like to go down I'll let you go further If you take the southern route Don't go too fast Don't go too slow You've got to let your body flow I like 'em attentive And I like 'em in control.
Baby it's yours All yours If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night Baby it's yours All yours If you want it tonight Just come through my door Take off my clothes And turn on the red light
I know that you want me I can See it in your eyes You might as well be honest 'cause the Body never lies Tell me your secrets and I'll I'll tell you mine I'm feelin' quite sexy And I want you for tonight If I move too fast just let me know 'Cause it means you move too slow I like some excitement And I like a man that goes
If you want me Let me know it I'll make time but You've got to show it If you need me I want to see But don't mistake me I don't want you down on your knees I need someone a real man I need someone who understands I'm a woman a real woman I know just what I want I know just who I am



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