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TOP 10 VIAGRA SLOGANS ( to mah buddy Levi/no luck) =)

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"
1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?



A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this--When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it
around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?



IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world.

Quickies

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. >>

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,

"Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is

on the outside?
A: K9P.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got

laid a minute ago."

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.