Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't sardars dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.

Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!

Q: How do you keep a Surd busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why do surds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: Why did god give surds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you confuse a surd?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do men like surd jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a surd's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: Why can't surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
A: Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q: How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.

Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Just-one Singh.

Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Two surds observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Surd#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Surd#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

Did you hear about the surd that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.