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Mullah Nasruddin Jokes

OBLIGATION NASRUDDIN NEARLY FELL INTO A POOL ONE DAY.  A MAN WHOM HE KNEW SLIGHTLY WAS NEARBY, AND SAVED HIM.  EVERY TIME HE MET NASRUDDIN AFTER THAT HE WOULD REMIND HIM OF THE SERVICE WHICH HE HAD PERFORMED.  WHEN THIS HAD HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES NASRUDDIN TOOK HIM TO THE WATER, JUMPED IN, STOOD WITH HIS HEAD JUST ABOVE WATER AND SHOUTED: "NOW I AM AS WET AS I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU HAD NOT SAVED ME! LEAVE ME ALONE.

TIT FOR TAT NASRUDDIN WENT INTO A SHOP TO BUY A PAIR OF TROUSERS.  THEN HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND CHOSE A CLOAK INSTEAD, AT THE SAME PRICE.  PICKING UP THE CLOAK HE LEFT THE SHOP.  "YOU HAVE NOT PAID," SHOUTED THE MERCHANT. "I LEFT YOU THE TROUSERS, WHICH WERE OF THE SAME VALUE AS THE CLOAK."  "BUT YOU DID NOT PAY FOR THE TROUSERS EITHER.OF COURSE NOT,SAID MULLAH ;WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT I DID NOT WANT TO BUY?"

MORE USEFUL ONE DAY MULLAH NASRUDDIN ENTERED HIS FAVORITE TEAHOUSE AND SAID:'THE MOON IS MORE USEFUL THAN THE SUN'.  AN OLD MAN ASKED 'WHY MULLA?'  NASRUDDIN REPLIED 'WE NEED THE LIGHT MORE DURING THE NIGHT THAN DURING THE DAY.

PROMISES KEPT A FRIEND ASKED THE MULLA HOW OLD ARE YOU?  FORTY REPLIED THE MULLAH.  THE FRIEND SAID BUT YOU SAID THE SAMETHING TWO YEARS AGO ! YES REPLIED THE MULLAH, I ALWAYS STAND BY WHAT I HAVE SAID.

DEDUCTIVE REASONING "HOW OLD ARE YOU, MULLA? SOMEONE ASKED, 'THREE YEARS OLDER THAN MY BROTHER.'HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 'REASONING. LAST YEAR. I HEARD MY BROTHER TELL SOMEONE THAT I WAS TWO YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. A YEAR HAS PASSED. THAT MEANS THAT I AM OLDER BY ONE YEAR.  I SHALL SOON BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDFATHER.'

WHEN YOU FACE THINGS ALONE YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR DONKEY, NASRUDDIN, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GRIEVE OVER IT MORE THAN YOU DID ABOUT THE LOSS OF YOUR FIRST WIFE. AH, BUT IF YOU REMEMBER, WHEN I LOST MY WIFE, ALL YOU VILLAGERS SAID: WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE ELSE. SO FAR, NOBODY HAS OFFERED TO REPLACE MY DONKEY."

Porter's wage Nasruddin kept a load on the back of a porter in order to carry it to his house. On the way, Nasruddin lost a porter. He tried for ten days to find him but in vain. On the tenth day, while Nasruddin was going along the street with a group of friends, the same porter with a different load, attracted his attention. He addressed his friends. "This is the person I was looking for." But without questioning the porter he kept on walking. "Why didn�t you inquire about your luggage?" asked his friends. "I thought, if he asks me for wages for the extra ten days. I wouldn�t be able to pay." Nasruddin answered.

Rescuing the moon Nasruddin was looking at the image of the moon in a well. He thought it was a recompense to take out the moon from the well. Therefore, he threw a rope inside the well and swung it a few times. Incidentally, the tip of the rope got caught to a big stone. He tried to take the rope out. Hence he pulled it with a lot of force. The rope tore off and he fell on his hack to the ground. When he looked at the sky, he saw the moon and said, "Doesn�t matter. My efforts were not wasted. Though I faced a lot of difficulties, I finally succeeded to rescue the moon."

Quarrel on the roof-top One summer night Nasruddin and his wife argued over something on the rooftop. It was leading to a quarrel. While scuffling, Nasruddin�s foot slipped and fell off the roof onto the ground. The neighbors, showing mercy to his cries, came to inquire about his health. They tried to revive the comatose Nasruddin. When he became conscious. He was asked to tell the cause. "If any one is interested to know the reason for my falling down, he should make a quarrel with my wife on the roof-top." He replied.

Nasruddin's Blanket One winter night while Nasruddin was sleeping he heard a noise that was suddenly made in the street. Having covered himself with his blanket, he came out to know the cause of the noise. Suddenly a smart thief robbed him of his blanket and ran away. He came back home without the blanket. In reply to his wife who was asking about the reason for the noise, Nasruddin said, "All the quarrel was about my blanket."

Nasruddin and a beggar Once a beggar knocked at the door of Nasruddin�s house. Nasruddin was in a room on the second floor. From there he asked, "Who is knocking the door?" But the poor man asked him to open the door. Nasruddin went down stairs and opened the door. He saw a beggar demanding some money. He told the beggar to follow him upstairs. Their Nasruddin said. "May God Almighty grant you money excuse me." The beggar told him. "It is not fair. If you did not have anything to give me, you should have told me at the door." Nasruddin replied. "Is it fair? You wanted some money. Why did you ask me to go to the door?"

Only place, but no Palaw (rice) Once Nasruddin took his students to his house and insisted they should have lunch with him. Moment later, he called his wife and ordered her to cook Palaw for the guests as soon as possible. His wife said, "You order so simply as if you have rice and ghee in the house." Nasruddin became very angry and said: "Can�t you at least bring empty plates? His wife accepted and a few minutes later brought the plates to Nasruddin. He took the empty plates and placed them in front of the guests. "Friends!" he said, "If I had bought rice and ghee, I would have brought you an oily Palaw in these plates."

Lake of etiquettes Nasruddin went to a judge�s office to divorce his wife. The judge asked him, "What is your wife�s name?" He answered. "I don�t know." "For how many years have you remained as spouses?" The judge asked again. He said "More than 20 years". The judge asked him. "How come you don�t know her name?" Nasruddin answered, "Because I did not have any social relations with her."

Because of lack of time Once a person slapped Nasruddin in the street. Later he came back and started to apologize and said that he had mistaken Nasruddin for some one else. But Nasruddin was not satisfied and took tight hold of his collar, took him to the judge and told the judge about the incident. The judge ordered, "Nasruddin must slap that person to avenge. But Nasruddin didn�t get satisfied. Thus the judge ordered the person to give Nasruddin a gold coin in lieu of the slap. The accused had to go out of the court to bring the gold coin. Nasruddin waited for sometime. The accused didn�t come back. Nasruddin stood up and slapped the judge on his face and said, "Since I have a lot of work, whenever that person Comes and brings the coin, You take the money for this slap."

Nasruddin's Question One day Nasruddin, while passing by a place, had a few apricots in his sleeve. He saw some people who were sitting under a tree. Calling them he asked a question, "if any one of you found out what I have in my sleeve, I will give the biggest apricot to him." One of them said," If any one answers this question, he must be having prophecy.

How has the camel come? Nasruddin had a little money. He wanted to hide it some where. At first he dug a hole, kept the money there and covered it with soil. After a while he thought the money was not safe there because it would be discovered soon. He dug another hole and kept the money there. He repeated this action many times. But he was not sure of its security. He removed it out of the last hiding. He put the money into a bag and rode on a donkey taking the bag to a hilltop near his house. He fixed a stick vertically in the ground and from it suspended the bag. Looking at it from a distance Nasruddin commented, "Human being is not a bird to come here and steal the bag," He came back home. Incidentally a man who was watching Nasruddin from a distance took the money from the bag and poured dung of camel into it. After a few days when Nasruddin was in need of cash, he went to find the bag. When he brought the bag down from the stick, he found dung of a camel in it. He got surprised and said, "It is very interesting. How could a camel reach to a place where a person can�t?"

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