Was gonna wait for someone to look at it...but here goes. Never done this before so no where near as good as Shae's....
Instructor: Now, I�m sure we all know why we are here.
Everyone: (unemotional) Anger Management...
Instructor.: Well, let�s show a little more enthusiasm...
Matt: Why am I here? I never have anger problems!
Instructor: Yeah that is the problem.
Matt: What? That doesn�t make ANY sense!
Dale Jr: Dude, you can�t lose it once in a while?
Tony: Yeah. Do we have to bump your ass for you to respond?
Dale Jr: Heh, Good one Tony!
Instructor: Ok, let�s not jump all over each other..
Tony: No wait seriously what is up?
Matt: What? You want me to lose it right here and now?
Instructor: No, no, let�s not get crazy now!
Tony.: Yeah! C�mon show some anger! Hit Kurt! (laughs)
Kurt: Hey! What did I do?
Instructor: Enough! Tony you wanna come here every single day?
Tony: No, no, I�m sorry. I �ll be good.
Rusty: HAHA!
Tony: Excuse me! Did you exhale or do you have something to say to me?
Dale Jr.: Dudes!
Instructor: Ok, Tony don�t get all paranoid. This isn�t WWF.
Jimmy: I never EVER forget!
Kurt: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: WE KNOW JIMMY!
Matt: Seriously can I go?
J. Gordon is asleep in the chair.
Tony: (noticing) Can I pinch him?
Instructor: No.
Tony: I assure you it will awake him. (laughs)
Instructor: No.
Tony: Well, this sucks...Jeff can sleep and we get yelled at. What fun this is...(slumps back in chair, arms folded.)
Matt: Quit complaining, Tony! Do you really think we ALL wanna be here?
Dale Jr: (taking sucker out of his mouth) I do! Because it keeps me away from the media.
Instructor.: Alright can we move on. Let�s talk about the punch to Kurt.
Tony: HAHA! Rubber boy got it!
Kurt: Shut up, Depot!
Tony: Yup, that�s my sponsor. Thanks for the plug in.
Instructor: Ok, so Jimmy why did you hit Kurt?
Dale Jr snickers.
Jimmy: Well dumbo ears...
Instructor: Can we have the name calling to a minimum, please?
Jimmy: He was talkin� all **** about how he wanted to take me out. I�M SO SICK OF THIS BOY!!
Jimmy Lunges toward Kurt.
Instructor: SECURITY!
Everyone starts laughing. Jimmy gets taken away by a police officer.
Jeff finally awakes.
Tony: Oops, woke the beast.
Jeff Gordon: Huh?
Instructor: Glad you can join us.
Jeff: What�s going on?
Tony: Uh, duh, we�re in Anger Management. Something I strongly recommend you paying attention to!
Jeff: What the hell? Why are you getting on my case?
Tony: Because I didn�t appreciate the finger you gave me. Didn�t think I saw it, huh?
Instructor: Whoa. Ok Tony tell your story.
Matt: Seriously I don�t belong here.
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Tony: Jeff thought I was holding him up or in his way, whatever. He gives me the finger!
Jeff: Oh. my. God! Who freakin� cares? Dude I give the finger all the time...look (flips the bird.)
Everyone: OOOOO!!
Instructor: Jeff that was uncalled for!
Matt: (sarcastically) This is fun.. Seriously fun.
Tony: Hey, aren�t you the one that said (mocking) 'quit complaining', a moment ago? Practice what you preach, boy.
Suddenly
Dale Jr: (looking around) Hey, Where the hell is Kurt?
Tony: (slightly laugh) Probably getting pounced by Jimmy.
The Instructor stares at Tony. Tony notices.
Tony: (serious) Umm, sorry.
Instructor: Why this sarcasm Tony? It�s more than usual.
Tony: Sorry, I�m just tired of getting bit by the fuel bug! I�m tired of these finishes...Damn where is Kurt when you need him?
Instructor: Can we get to the point before Jeff or myself falls asleep again, please?
Tony: HAHA, I can see it now in the headlines: Anger Management Instructor Falls Asleep During His Own Session.
Dale Jr: What the hell? Now where did Matt go?
Everyone looks around. No Matt in sight!
PART TWO:
Robby Gordon appears at the door.
Instructor: Hey Robby come on in!
Tony/Jeff: Oh boy!
Jeff: So is Happy gonna join us. I have a few choice words for him.
Dale Jr: You�re still on that? Two weeks ago bro.
Jeff: Hey, I�m not happy with you either so hush!
Robby: Wow, this looks like a great crowd. Let�s see...(he glances around the room) I�ve screwed over each and everyone of you. HAHA!
Instructor: Not a good way to start Rubby, (shakes head) er Robby!
Dale Jr/Tony: HAHA!
Instructor: Sorry, man. Major slip up. I am beginning to feel we�ll never get to why we are here. Here we are one hour later and we haven�t talked about the main topic.
Everyone suddenly grows quiet, as Mike Helton walks in.
Mike: Hey, how is it going in here? Getting through to these guys?
Instructor: (lying) Yeah. All is great.
Mike: Good to hear. I'll be going now. Remember if you need me to help keep these boys in line, I'm a phone call away.
Instructor: Yeah I will keep that in mind.
Mike nods and heads out. After the door is closed.
Instructor: Boys. I am disappointed in all of you! Why am I disappointed?
