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Salutations, Andrew Jenzer here.  I am here to explain to you, the uninformed, ignorant, visitor of my miserable excuse for a site, what kind of a learner I am.  As if you�d ever want to learn such information, but for the sake of argument and a good grade lets assume you do.

There are eight styles of learning.  I will cover them briefly, but for more information on each or if you are curious about yourself, follow the indicated link to the side. ? 
 Musical:  Enjoys music in all its various forms including humming tones, listening to music, playing an instrument, musical learners are usually good at picking up melodies, pitches, keeping time etc, they also tend to learn through rhythm and music hence the �musical learner� part.  
Logical/Mathematical:  Learns through understanding the object of their attention, experimenting, testing, and working with number and logic.  Logical/Mathematical learners are good at classifying, reasoning and working with patterns. 
Spatial:  Good with images, learning through sight including videos, slides, designs, imaging things, visualizing, working with maps, mazes, and machines.  
Linguistic:  Learns with language, reading and writing, stories, saying and hearing things, memorizing things, using the minds eye.  
Bodily/Kinesthetic:  Likes moving around, learning through touch, good at physical activities, and good at interacting with space.  
Intrapersonal:  Lone wolves, work and learn by themselves.  Good instincts, focusing, own goals, original, individualized learning methods.
Naturalistic: Enjoys the outdoors, animals, geography, planning, conserving, categorizing, studying nature tends to help them learn.    
Interpersonal: Work with people, friends, manipulation, communicating, learns by experience with people.
 
Well there you have it folks.  If you are still for some obscure reason still reading these to bad and may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.  Get a life, Mr. Perrin not included.  But enough about you, time for me.  From now on I will be referring to myself by my proper title, �The Jenzer� thus making it clearer for all to understand (also to annoy people off by forcing them to read the stupid dialogue).

The Jenzer learns through a unique blend of styles.  The Jenzer is 3/8 intrapersonal; he can focus and work competently by himself, not being forced to rely on the incompetence of lesser mortals.  He is also 4/10 linguistic, having a competent grasp of conveyed meanings in words, a fluid understanding of spanish.  He is 1/14 bodily and 1/14 naturalistic enjoy skiing snowboarding hiking camping and other ourdoor activitys.  The Jenzer, in his infinite glory, is 3/5 mathematical, having a mind comparable to a super computer far superior to all you mortal infidels.  And last but not least 3/7 musical because he is good with it and plays the clarinet and guitar and plays in two jazz bands. Having just subjected you to that completely self absorbed and pompous excuse for a paragraph, here is my real results from the survey I took.

Linguistic	40
Mathematics	43
Visual/Spatial	31
Body/Kinesthetic	37
Naturalistic	38
Music	45
Interpersonal	39
Intrapersonal	30

So basically Perrin, I can learn anyway across the board.  But personally, I like working with groups of three in labs, always a good debate over results and makes life more interesting.  Homework is fine, test are down my ally.  If you can pitch it I can hit it.

First there was light and darkness.  Then there was Jenzer.  I am the Jenzer. �And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.�   -Pulp Fiction-

I am who I am.  I play sports, I�m involved in numerous activities, and I do well in school.  I am a geek of geeks.  I put myself in the open for the world to see.  If they don�t like it, they can do something very unpleasent to themselves ;)