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The Zombie Apocalypse Action Plan
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks is essential to ending up on the winning end of the undead fiasco. Read it, and then re-read it. More details about a Namanu-specific Zombie Action Plan to come...
Description from the book:
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset - life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
Also check out World War Z: an Oral History of the Zombie War, also by Max Brooks. Learn from the mistakes of many who have gone before (well, after) you and don't be a casualty of the impending Zombie War.
Max Brooks gets automatic bonus points for using the word "decimation" correctly... not that he wasn't already rolling in bonus points for having written two amazing zombie books.
The zombified result of an unprepared Student Leader...
Don't let it happen to you... (keeping your feet dry, or wearing color-fast socks might do the trick, too).
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