Not that long ago in a nation with far, far more lenient drug
laws…
Technician: HOLY CRAP! Storm Troopers coming this way, sir!
Crew Chief: Ready the
battlestatio- hey, wait a minute. Those aren’t Storm Troopers!
Technician: Then what are they?
Crew Chief: I can’t
tell. But the leader of them is… *gasp*… NEOPRENE!
Technician: Hrm. You mean that German guy?
Crew Chief: Yeah. I have
no idea why you would ever confuse a German guy with a Storm Trooper though.
Technician: Sorry. There are obviously no connections between Germans and
Storm Troopers at all. Speaking of which, I saw Icehawg the other day at the-
*WHOOSH*
The two Bar Room Brawl lackeys suddenly get
blocked out of the camera view as the man known as Neoprene jumps into frame.
Neoprene: Jaaa! I have
arri-ved. Did ju zhink dat I vould not be here early to unleash mein cunning
plan? Hahaha…
The camera pans out to a wide shot during his
maniacal laughter to reveal the front gate of the Ontario Renaissance Festival.
Then the scene fades to black and music starts to play, ending an AWESOME
Pre-Title Sequence.
And now, here is the Title…