Blobbie Everton: Hi there! I have the great fortune to be sitting here with the Ultimate Champion, Nakedman. You can tell he's the Ultimate Champ because it says so on the fake Cyberslam main board.
Nakedman: Pleased to meet you.
Blobbie: Wait… earlier did I say that I had great fortune to be sitting here? It was a lie. This guy really needs to put on some pants!
Naked: Pants are like bondage… just more chains of oppression that keep us down. To be unclad is to be free and true. I'm also a bit of a pervo.
Blobbie: I see… so how have things been since Cyberslam shut down?
Naked: Shut down? What the hell are you talking about?! This IS Cyberslam.
Blobbie: Oh. Yeah. Right. Sorry I forgot. So how have things been going since… oohhh… Marchish of 2001.
Naked: I've been naked.
Blobbie: I see.
Naked: But that's not all. I have also been wearing no clothes and have been in the nude.
Blobbie: You already said that.
Naked: No I didn't.
Blobbie: Yes you did.
Naked: YEP, I'm NAKED!
Blobbie: *sigh*…
Naked: So, wanna talk about my great feats in the CWFe?
Blobbie: Sure, anything to get my eyes off that penis of yours.
Naked: You're the one look at it, fomosecual.
Blobbie: I thought we were going to talk about the CWFe or something.
Naked: Oh yeah. Well… it was cool. In April of 2001, I won the Ultimate Championship there. Same in May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January of 2002, February, March, and things are looking good for me still now…
Blobbie: So what is this… Magic Reverse Universe where CSlam still exists?
Naked: If you say so. I'm not wearing any pants.
Blobbie: I noticed. Ughh…
Naked: Look on the bright side, at least my name isn't "NakedSPX"
Blobbie: That would be horrific.
Naked: I hear it would poke one's eye out.
Blobbie: So, what are your biggest influences in the business?
Naked: 'Shrooms… LSD… pot… crack sometimes.
Blobbie: I meant people.
Naked: I'm Naked.
Blobbie: Yes you are.
Naked: Well… Canadian Kid and Fleshbasher are over. Like clover. Stormfire, Whitelight, Wingnut, Killall, General Evocash.
Blobbie: ^ Reich RULES!
Naked: I know… I got a ^ shirt at home.
Blobbie: Wait… you have a shirt? But I thought you were-
Naked: NEXT QUESTION.
Blobbie: So I hear you like to fuck your sister.
Naked: Yep, She is HOT! No. That is untrue.
Blobbie: Any plans to go to Wrassle[dot]Net?
Naked: Not as long as those fuckbags are charging 15$ for me to have a picture of myself up there. Nakedman without the Nakedman picture ain’t Nakedman. And I never pay money. People should be paying me, look how I brighten everyone’s lives.
Blobbie: Most of that brightness is shining off your pale, hairless ass.
Naked: Oh yeah. Sorry about that. I shave my entire body. Hair is disgusting.
Blobbie: And being a Naked weirdo is not disgusting?
Naked: I’m Naked.
Blobbie: Well, I think we should do some word assos-
Nakedman’s Celphone rings.
Naked: *whoops*… Let me get that.
Nakedman takes his celphone out of his pocket and listens.
Naked: Yello? Oh… Hi Scuzzy. It’s my twin brother – Scuzzy McGee!
Blobbie: Some say you and him have never been seen together?
Naked: What's that Scuzzy? Oh yes… doing just fine. Look… can you call be back? I’m talking to Robbie Everton.
Blobbie: “Blobbie.”
Naked: Oh… well… I feel so cheap and used.
Blobbie: So, you’re the UT Champ? How does that feel?
Naked: Okay.
Blobbie: Does wearing the belt count as wearing clothes?
Naked: Naaa… but it does help cover Jpegs so that my posts aren’t deleted with mandick in them.
Blobbie: Hmm… well… that’s all the time we have here today.
Naked: I’m Naked.
Blobbie: See you next time when I talk to… ah… oh hell… I will never speak again.
Blobbie Everton cuts out his larynx.
