Okay, I can accept ornery people. And I can accept people without multiple uses of XXXes in their name – but please, it has to be one or the other. I cannot understand just how many ornery people there are who do not have Xes in their names.
Think of it like a trade off. You can lack having Xes in your name and still be over. Like me, Canadian Kid has no X in it, but I am over like clover. And you can be ornery too… but to make up for it you orneriness must should include Xxxes in your name. Many Xxxes. You can’t be both ornery and over… I mean, maybe you can, but it is tough.
Look at X-Solo. He is ornery. But he has that exxxacting appeal that exxxcites you to love him! And Triple_XXX… think about that. Not only is that Triple X… but Triple Triple X! That is like 9 Xes! I know everyone is trying desperately to be as over as Holyevil at a Bingo Shack, but it isn’t possible. Especially if you lack appreciation for the letter X and are very ornery.
But I’m not just here to talk about the letter X and people who are ornery. I’m here to talk about Bingo!, midgets, Fleshie, Mooses and Kickball. Bingo is very over. As our midgets. And Fleshbaser – he is GOD. I’m sure if he were here I’d be like “You are God” and he’d be like, “No, you are God.” Then I’d counter with a “No – YOU are God.” And then he’d just give in and say “Werd.” It would have to be spelled that way. Werd.
Then something terribly surprising would happen. Then Fleshie would say, “What the fook?” Hahahaha… oh that Fleshbasher and his offbeat shenanigans. I wonder how Jack Diamond’s mother is doing right now. I hope everything is okay with her. If things weren’t I would feel bad. Real bad. Like worse than that time I was in the Knights.
Say… I got an idea… since I’m reporting – why don’t I cover a card. That would be over! Only since there are none here, I will make one up. That is right. I will make the dream card, the best card ever. Here it goes:
Main Event:
Canadian Kid versus Mystery Man X
Unmasking Match: Part 27 Wow… a tough one to call. That damn Mystery Man X probably has the advantage. It’s in the X you know. Xes are over. I wonder if we’ll ever learn who’s face hides under the mask. I doubt it. It will remain a mystery forever. Match:
X_Solo versis Triple_XXX Holy smokes! There are so many Xes… the result will be good, no matter what happens! Stable Brawl:
XXXtasy versus… uhh… well… there are really no other famous X stables on the same level… so XXXtasy WINS! They sure do. eXXXcellent, eXXXciting Brawl
Xtacee vs EXXXtreme_one vs Boxinxxi vs Demon_x vs Venom_x_x_x_ vs Dominator_x vs Big_nasty_xx vs X vs Mikeextreme vs EXXXterminator vs X_lax vs MaXXX Entropy vs Extreme_x_!!! These were all real guys! Maybe you’ve heard of a few. So who wins? They all do… with XXXes in their name!
Well, I hope you enjoyed this. CK over and out… but especially over.
TBC?! Hahahaha… wouldn’t you like to know?! Especially since this is bold, centered and underlined!!! *Note… this was not actually written by Canadian Kid. He is much to over to have written this.
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