WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

�        If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing

�        If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If  you don't, you are not understanding.

�        If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing. 

�        If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy. 

�        If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her. 

�        If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't,she thinks you do not like her. 

�        If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way .

�        If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction .

�        If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting if she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring .

�        If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk .

�        In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful .

�        So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful...