Never marry a Computer Student

HUSBAND........HI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.....

WIFE ....... HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?
HUSBAND ...... BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE .......BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING.
HUSBAND ....... ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

WIFE ...... OH GOD ! FORGET IT! WHERE'S YOUR SALARY  PACKET?
HUSBAND ......... FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE ..... AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND ........ SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE ...... I MADE A MISTAKE MARRYING YOU.
HUSBAND ..... DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE .........YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND ....... BY DEFAULT.

WIFE ..... WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING?
HUSBAND ..... SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS CTRL + ALT + DEL

WIFE ...... WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND ....... HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE ..... WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST?
HUSBAND .... THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

WIFE .... WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE?
HUSBAND ..... UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

WIFE..... DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER?
HUSBAND ..... TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE ..... I WILL GO TO MY DAD'S HOUSE.
HUSBAND ..... PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT  WILL CLOSE

WIFE .... I WILL LEAVE YOU FOREVER.
HUSBAND .... CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.

WIFE .... IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU.
HUSBAND .... SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

WIFE .... I AM GOING.
HUSBAND .... IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER