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An old couple is in a taxi in America.
The taxi driver says "So which part of England are you folks from?" The old man replies "From Yorkshire" The old lady says "What did he say?" The old man says "He asked which part of England we are from and I said Yorkshire" The taxi driver says "I've been to orkshire once. I stayed with an old couple. The woman was horrible, a right bitch, it put me off going to England forever." The old lady says "What did he say?" The old man says "I think the driver knows you!" |
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"Both of u three get out of the class." Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today... Tak! e Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length.... |
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There were these three guys, a Mexican, a black, and a Sardar .
While living in Mexico, they got caught selling drugs. In Mexico, the penalty for this is a
hanging in a tree that overlooks the Rio Grande. This way, all they do is cut
the rope, and the bodies go floating down to the ocean.
When the Mexican was put up in the tree, the knot slipped, and he fell into the Rio Grande, free. The black was up next, and he was so dirty and greasy and he slipped through the noose. After he fell, he too swam his way to freedom. The Sardar stood up and said "hey guys, you better tie the rope better for me, cause I can't swim!" |
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. |
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While punishing students:
You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?) |
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Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor.... |
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At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon.. The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here) |