Kent Brokman: Lets get straight to the local news.
Kent Brokman: "Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-addled crowd seems to have turned its rage on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob."
Kent Brokman: In other news tonight...
Kent Brokman: Matt Groening sees no end in sight for his popular cartoon "The Simpsons" these comments follow the high ratings for the 18th Season premier.
Kent Brokman: In other Matt Groening news...
Kent Brokman: Could Futurama be making a comeback?
Kent Brokman: Just wait one second and you'll find out.
Kent Brokman: (In an undertone voice) Do you really except me to say that... this is the news not some type of advertisement.
Voice from background: (Demandingly) Say it or it will cost you your job.
Kent Brokman: (In an undertone voice) But it is just so... stupid.
Voice in background: (Straight to the point) Say it.
Kent Brokman: (In an undertone voice) Oh, alright.
Kent Brokman: In entertainment news The Simpsons Season 8 4-pack DVD is out in stores now. I'd personally give it 8 big thumbs up.
Kent Brokman: We will be right back to you with more local news after a quick commercial break.
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