Larka apnay walid say: Mien itnaa bara(old) kab ho jaaoon ga k mujhay ami sai poochay bagair bahir jaanay ki ijazat hogi.
Walid nai thandhi aah bhar kar kha : Beta itnaa bara to abhi mien bhi nahin hooa .

Aik aadmi faqeer sai : Bheek maangna acha nahin.
Faqeer : Mien nai paisa maanga hai advise nahin .

Beta : Abu agar mien metric k exams mien achi position laya to aap kia lai kar dien gai?
Abu: Mien tumhien aik achi si cycle lai kar doon ga.
Beta: Aur agar fail ho gya to ?
Abu: To rikcshaw lai kar doon ga.

Aik Aadmi chaltay chaltay aik Sookhay hooay Talab (Pond) mien gir gya aur madad
(help) k liye pukarnay laga , Aik aadmi nai Talab mien jhaank kar kha : kia tum iss talab mein khud giray ho ?
Woh aadmi chir kar bola : Nahin nahin mien yahan football kehl rha tha logon nai meray
ird gird deewar bana di.

Jangal mien kisi Janwar nai kangroo sai poocha : Tumhara Bacha kahan hai ?
Kangroo nai neechay dekha aur cheekh mari : aray meri jaib kat gai.

Car ka Malik: Yeh tyre kaisai puncture ho gya?
Driver : woh sir aik sheeshay per gari char gai thi.
Malik: to tum nai kia sheeshaa nahin dekha?
Driver : Nahin sir sheeshaa us aadmi ki pocket mien tha jo car k neechay aagya tha.

Aik larkai nai kaafi lambay lambay baal rakahy. Us k baap nai do teen dafa kha k baal chotay kara lo. Lekin larkai ko koi asar na hooa. Aur baap nai bhi kehna jaari rakha.Aakhir aik din tang aakar larkai nai poocha: aap meray baaloon k peechay kyuon paray hain?
Baap nai kha , beta baat yeh hai k log aatay larki dekhnay hain aur pasand tumhien kar jaatay hain.

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