Ali nai ghar aakar kha : Abu mien math mien fail hogya hoon.
Abu: Kyoun
Ali: teacher nai poocha 2 x 3 kitnay hotay hain. Mien nai kha 6
Abu: Lekin yeh to sahi jawab hai.
Ali: Phir teacher nai poocha 3 x 2 kitnay hotay hain.
Abu: Yeh kaisa ghatiya (fuck) farak hai?
Ali: Yehi to mien nai bhi kha tha.!

Gulu nai aik larki sai kha: Humari principal kitni bakwas hai
Larki: Tum jaantay ho mien kon hoon
Gulu: Nahin
Larki : Mien principal ki beti hoon.
Gulu: Tum jaanti ho mien kon hoon
Larki : Nahin!
Gulu: ohhhhh khuda ka shukar hai!

Teacher: Gulu tum batao iss map mien America kahan hai
Gulu: hmmmmm mem yahan
Teacher: good , ab baqi students batayie america kiss nai discover kia
Students: (aik awaz ho kar) Gulu nai

Dost doosray dost sai: Agar aik aadmi gadhay (donkey) ko maar rha hoo aur mein usay rokoon (stoped) to tum issay kia kaho gai
Doosra dost: Briadrana Mohabbat (brotherly love)

Doctor Doctor aap jaldi aayie meray betay nai apnay aap ko razor blade sai zakhmi kar liya hai.
Docotr: Mien abhi aata hoon , waisay aap nai ab tak kuch kia hai?
Father: Ji haan meray betay nai electrical razor sai shave kar liya hai.

Husband wife sai: Mien nai driver ko nokri (job) sai nikaal rha hoon.
Wife: Kyoun
Husband: Us nai teen dafa mera accident karnay ki koshish ki hai aur mien martey martey bacha hoon.
Wife: Aaisa mat bolyie , kam sai kam usay aik aur mokaa to dijyie.
                                                     

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