Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke.... Raste Mein New York Pe... Ik Mod Aaya ..... Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya... Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... New York.......... Kab Pentagon AAya.. Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

Aik Sardar ji apni office kai 19 floor per bethay kaam kar rhay they. k itnay mien aik aadmi chilaya (shouted) k Banta singh tumhari beti ka acccident hogya hai aur woh mar chuki hai. Kuch na samjhtay hooay sardar ji nai office ki khidki (window) sai chalang (jump) laga di. Girtay girtay jab woh 10 floor per phoncha to usay yaad aaya k us ki koi beti nahin hai. 5 floor per phonch ker usay yaad aaya k us ki to abhi shaadi hi nahin hooi. Aur jab woh zameen per girnay hi wala tha tab usay yaad aayaa k us ka naam to banta singh hai hi nahin!

Beta : Abu kia aap kabhi Egypt gai hain?
Abu: Nahin to kyuon tum kyuon pooch rahay ho
Beta: to phir aap yeh mummy kahan sai laayie.

Aik aadmi apnay dost k pass gaya. us k dost nai us sai poocha tumharay dono kanoo (ears) per pati kyuon lagi hai. Us k dost nai kha bas yaar mien kapray istri (clothes press) kar rha tha itnay mien phone ki bell baji mien galti sia istri ( iron ) apnay kanoo per ( kanoo) per rakh di. Dost nai kha lekin doosray kaan ko kia hooa, Aadmi nai kha mujhay doctor ko bhi to bulana tha.

Aadmi doctor sai jab bhi mien coffee peeta hoon mujahy dard (pain) sa hota hai. Doctor : Next time apnay cup mien sai chamcha (spoon) nikalna na bhoolna.

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A man needing a heart transplant is told be his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants thet sheep's heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him, 'How are you feeling?' the man replies, 'Not BAAAAAD!"

Aik aadmi nai shaadi kai khilaaf aik kitaab likhi, jiss mien shaadi ki khoob burai ki gai thi.Us kai dost nai poocha iss kitab sai tumhien kia faaida hooa? Writer nai kha : Yeh kitab khoob bikay gi
aur mujhay iss sai jo paisay milien gai us sai mien khood shaadi karoon ga

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