COREY MYSTYSHYN

I'VE DONE IT ALL!

Welcome to my page. If you haven't ever heard of me then I guess Macleans magazine was wrong when they shortlisted me as one of "Canada's Most Recognizable Celebrities". I am the one and only Corey Mystyshyn. I have been very fortunate in my life to have been given such artistic gifts, and the opportunity to use them. I have been successful beyond my wildest dreams. I have even been described as the greatest entertainer in the entire world! That's probably a bit too flattering, but I'm not about to ARGUE with them!

On a darker note, there have been some folks who have decided to impersonate me and take advantage of my success and my recognizable name to make themselves a career. They are nothing but a miserable bunch of lowlife bastards.

Here you are going to learn the absolute truth about me, Corey Mystyshyn. You'll get first hand info about the things I've done and the innumerable awards and accolades I've received as a writer, performer, poet, and children's TV show host. You can hang around for as long as you'd like because it's free. My agent found this Geocities service where I don't have to pay a cent to have a great looking page like this. I actually didn't make the page, it was my agent's kid Wally who is very good with them computer things, but he had a lot of creative input from me.

So, you've read my little intro! There's nothing left for you to do now but just sit back, enjoy the ride into my fascinating world, and remember that I'VE DONE IT ALL!
 

• THE STORY OF MY LIFE - Everything is here, from the cradle to my current success.

• MY POETRY - Here's a list of the poetry books I've published during my illustrious career as a bard.

• PERFORMANCES - I consider myself a poet but most people know me for my various acting and comedy performances, listed here. On the stage and on the screen ... I'VE DONE IT ALL!

• AWARDS AND ACCOLADES - I've been showered with countless awards during my career. Here's a list of most of the big ones.

• UPCOMING GIGS - This is where you can find out where I'll be next. I'll make sure to put it up early so all my most loyal fans have a chance to get decent tickets. My poetry readings and comedy performances always sell out weeks in advance, so check often.

• MY IMPOSTORS - Here's a list of the lowlifes who've been catching a ride on my coat tails, the sleaze bags.

• MY WEB FORUM - A place where my fans can talk among themselves and praise my talent. I'll be keeping an eye out for any of those jokesters that think they can put up any messages they want. If your opinion's wrong I'll erase it, Jack!

• PEOPLE I HAVE MET - I've met a lot of famous and fascinating people in my life. Here are pics of some of the greatest people I've ever worked with.

• PICTURES - Here's what a lot of you came here to see: pictures of me, Corey Mystyshyn.

• MY FANS - My legions of fans have sent me thousands of letters and photographs over the years. Here's a selection of some cleavage pics.

• MY SHOP - The place to buy my poetry books, audio and video recordings of several of my performances, and officially licensed "Corey Mystyshyn & the Fabulous Three" T-Shirts, baseball caps, the whole works.

• LINKS - Here's a list of links to some of my best friends, and business associates.

• SIGN MY GUESTBOOK - If you're a hot Asian chick you can also leave your phone number.
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       Click here to view the second archive of my guestbook. I've gotten so many messages!

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