Aeryn Sun: She gives me a woody
(no one says anything)
Areyn Sun: Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you...
John Crichton: Willies. She gives you the willies.
D'Argo: Well, now I can only speak the truth, and that comes as good and bad news.
John: All right, give me the bad news first
D'Argo: The bad news is that you're married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
John: What's the good news
D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
(to Rygel, in response to an unusual aspect of Hynerian physiology) You fart HELIUM?!?
~John Crichton~
Star Trek: Voyager Quotes
"Nevertheless, I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off you clothes."
~Seven of Nine~
Doctor: What did he ingest?
B'Elanna: Just a cup of Neelix's coffee
Doctor: He's lucky to be alive
Whose Line Is It Anyway Quotes
(Film Nori-Hardware Store)
Colin Mochrie: I need a hammer
Ryan Stiles: I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw
"That's right the points are like if N'SYNC and the Backstreet Boys switched places. It's doesn't matter."
~Drew Carey~
(singing as a strip-o-gram to a retired lunch lady) "And today's Friday / The best day of all / you can get spaghetti / and two great big meat balls."
~Wayne Brady~