Babylon 5 quotes
(Leading a Minbari fleet against a human fleet)
"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else" ~Delenn~
"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out" ~Susan Ivonava (duh!)
G'Kar: I told you I could help. The book of G'Quan. Read it. We'll talk afterwards.
Garibaldi:I don't read Narn
G'Kar: Learn!
Londo Mollari: Stop eating that! You don't even know what it is.
G'Kar: Something called "rice"
Londo Mollari: Yes. And if it was any good, do you think they would have been standing there, throwing it at people?
~Londo and G'Kar returning from Sheriden and Delenn's wedding~
Stargate SG-1 Quotes
Sam Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill: Oh, this had nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Carter: Well, Colonel. I logged over 100 hours over enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
Daniel: Can you do me a favor? Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?
Teal'c: I will keep both eyes on it, Daniel Jackson.
O'Neill: So Marrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Marrin: Yes
O:Neill: How old are you?
Marrin: I am eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So.. Marrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
(Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another to keep warm)
Carter: Sir?
O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.
(Teal'c had started hallucinating about his wife)
Teal'c: Do not test my temper, woman
Daniel: Woman? Did he just call me a woman?
O'Neill: Yes, I believe he did.
"You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have, like... donuts or somthing?"
~Daniel Jackson~
O'Neill: So.. what do you want to do now?
Teal'c: I have read that there is a place where warriors do battle in Jell-O.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.
