Mystic July .=. Vz.2 .=. A Little Fruits Basket

InuYasha Quotes

"Feh, I've heard similar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!" ~InuYasha

"Shikon shards or my life, which is more important to you?! If you say the shards I'll twist your mouth off!" ~Kagome

"What does Kagome need to worry about if they only devour desirable women?!" ~InuYasha

"How come you and Kagome spend so much time together and yet you never seem to bathe at the same time? Think of all the fun you can have when there's two of you!" ~Shippo

"I'd come up there and finish you off if you didn't look half dead already." ~InuYasha

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence (rocks are thrown at him) surely if you voice your grievances (more rocks are thrown) damn you people! ~Miroku

"Leave?! How can I leave you if we've never been together?!" ~InuYasha

"Limited time offer for the ladies: buy one charm at my special price, and your next purchase will be the same price." ~Miroku

"Leave that jerk alone Kagome! He can't even die right!" ~InuYasha

"Does a woman lose trust in someone just because their butt is groped?" ~Miroku

"He (Miroku) is such a playboy." ~Sango

"Yeah as if! You're the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!" ~InuYasha

"Would you like me to lie with you?" ~Shippo to InuYasha in Kagome's form

Group Quotes:

InuYasha: What makes you think I'll avenge you?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me!
InuYasha: All right, I'll avenge you.

Miroku: Oh! How beautiful! (River Goddess) And how tiny! It might be difficult, but it's worth a try.
Sango: What's worth a try?
Miroku: Must....resist.....temptation....

Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. Me!
Miroku: Oh, is that so? Well then, if you would form a line over here...

Miroku: The demons will surely attack again. The princess would undoubtedly be safer if she were to stay here with me...here in the same room sharing the same bedding.
InuYasha: He's at it again! And I suppose you need to search her robes while you're at it ya pervert!