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| QUOTES |
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| Here are some of my favorite quotes (and other miscellaneous sayings)... |
| Confucionisms- |
| "Man who fart in church...must sit in own pew!" |
| "Man with hand in pocket... feel cocky all day!" |
| "Man stuck in pantry... have ass in jam!" |
| "It is nice for lady to meet man in park... but better for man to park meat in lady!" |
| "Panties not resting on Earth, but next to it!" |
| "Man that kiss girl's busom, get bust in mouth!" |
| "Oral sex makes one's day... anal sex makes one's whole week!" |
| The difference between pick-pocket and peeping tom... a pick-pocket snatches watches!" |
| "Gay indian is also brave sucker!" |
| "Man who stand on toilet... high on pot!" |
| "Man who drop watch in toilet... have crappy time!" |
| "When you learn to masturbate...it come in handy!" |
| "Baseball wrong... man with 4 balls cannot walk!" |
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| Let's make like a fetus and head out. |
| Go to cheapmeats.com for the best deals on pork butt and other assorted meats. |
| What is Spam? Is it meat flavored jello, or old meat? And what makes it so magically delicious? |
| Harvard... for those who can't get into MIT. |
| MOUNTAIN OF PILLOWS!!!!!!! |
| What makes clowns so scary to kids? Is it because most of them are homocidal psychos? |
| Do you like Barbera Streisand? Really?? Well... I think you are a loser!! |
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| In an anarchy, first you pee your pants, then you get shot to death. -Mr. Datillo |
| It is not fun to be constipated. |
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