August:  Mass Marketing Month - Page 9
By: Elw�_Goldenwing
Caption: Enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves
"After a grueling day of cleaving orc necks, there's nothing I enjoy more than a frosty pint or two of Colt 45� malt liquor. I particularly enjoy it in front of a roaring fire served with red meat off the bone." - Gimli son of Gl�in, hero of The War of the Ring
By: ateelah
Caption: Are you stressed out, tired of trying to keep the
riff-raff out of your kingdom? Then you need
Hama's All-Natural Totally Organic Stress Elixir!
Proven mood-boosting herbs will lift your spirits naturally.
The secret blend of herbs and nutrients will restore calm
and well-being by balancing neurotransmitters and nutrients
depleted by an overactive nervous system. Reclaim your
clarity, peacefulness and well-being without clouding your thinking!
Maintain calm in the midst of chaos!
Hama's All-Natural Totally Organic Herbal
Stress Elixir
, the pride of the Riddermark!
By: Lembas_Junkie
Caption: Join Mulder and Scully as they find themselves trying to solve the most peculiar X-File to date:

Scully: We can't be sure, Mulder. All we have are two sightings by teen elves who were smoking horse manure at the time.
Mulder: How can you say that, Scully? After all that we've seen, all that we've been through? You still don't believe?
Scully: The Ring is out there, Mulder...we just have to know where to look.
Mulder: You're 'opeless.
By: jeanelf
By: sylthian
By: jeanelf
By: Mungo
Caption: "You should've used Ex-lax like told you to, Mr. Frodo, Sir!"
By: Ethel
Caption: "Your uncle's a whack job. Your brother's in big trouble. There's this creepy guy who can't keep his hands off you, and the cute guy you just met already has a girlfriend. But don't despair. Prozac can help you cope!"
By: Mungo
Caption: "Tired of looking drab and pudgy?  Suffer no more!  Now available to Middle-Earth is Hydrocut Muscle Tech! Middle-Earth scientists have discovered a breakthrough method for losing weight and toning up your muscles.  All safe and natural!!

Act now and call within the next ten minutes and we�ll super size it for free!!  But you must call now.

The number to call is 1-800-555-5555. 

Operators are standing by to take your order.  Checks and credit cards accepted.  Sorry, no CODs.  You must be 18 years old or older to call."
By: Mungo
Caption: "Yes, its that important!  What better sauce can you find for Hobbitses, fisssh, and orc toesss?"
By: Myst_28
By: fisssh
By: Mungo
By: jeanelf
By: Mighty_Squid
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